ATTENTION EVERYONE: THE PHOTOGRAPHS YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE ARE OF 20-YEAR-OLD AUSTRALIAN FOOTBALLER JAEGER O’MEARA. HIS NAME IS JAEGER LIKE A “GAME OF THRONES” CHARACTER BECAUSE HE IS JUST AS MYSTICAL. PROCEED WITH CAUTION.
1. THIS PHOTO OF HIM HOLDING THIS BALL.
2. THIS PHOTO OF HIM CASUALLY TOUCHING THE BALL WITH HIS FINGERS.
3. THIS PHOTO OF HIM RUNNING WITH THIS BALL.
4. THIS PHOTO OF HIM SLIGHTLY ARCHING HIS BACK WHILE HOLDING THE BALL WITH ONE HANDS AND ALSO SHORT SHORTS.
5. THIS SWEATY PHOTO OF HIM.
6. THIS NOT SWEATY PHOTO OF HIM.
7. THIS SWEATY PHOTO OF HIM PREPARING TO KICK A BALL.
8. THIS PHOTO OF HIM DANCING WITH THIS MAN.
9. THIS PHOTO OF HIM RUNNING.
10. THIS PHOTO OF HIS ARMS GRASPING THIS BALL.
11. THIS PHOTO OF HIM IN THE SUN.
12. THIS PHOTO OF HIM STICKING OUT HIS TONGUE WHILE KICKING THIS BALL.
13. THIS PHOTO OF HIM WITH AIR IN HIS FACE CHEEKS.
14. THIS PHOTO OF A MAN TRYING TO BE HIM.
15. THIS PHOTO WHERE HIS TEETH LOOK WEIRD BECAUSE HE’S WEARING A MOUTH THING BUT IT DOESN’T EVEN MATTER.
16. THIS PHOTO OF HIS TONGUE DOING A THING.
17. THIS PHOTO OF HIS TONGUE LICKING HIS DRY LIPS.
18. THIS PHOTO OF A BLESSED MAN TRYING TO REMOVE HIS SHIRT.
19. THIS PHOTO OF A KICK WITH HIS TONGUE OUT.
20. THIS PHOTO OF HIM LEVITATING A BALL WITH THE SHEER POWER OF HIS BODY.
21. THIS PHOTO OF HIM DOING THE TONGUE THING AGAIN.
22. THIS PHOTO OF HIM NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO WITH ALL OF IT.
23. THIS PHOTO OF HIM JUST CASUALLY STANDING AROUND CONTEMPLATING HIS BEAUTIFUL EXISTENCE.
24. THIS PHOTO OF HIM GRASPING HIS WONDROUS THIGHS.
25. THIS PHOTO OF HIM EMERGING INTO THE SUNLIGHT LIKE A MIGHTY WARRIOR.
26. AND THIS PHOTO OF HIM SMILING LIKE THE BEAUTIFUL SOUL HE IS.
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