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    Meet Thom Evans, The Rugby-Star-Turned-Model Of Your Dreams

    The extra "h" in his name stands for HOT DAMN.

    This is Thom.

    Thom used to play rugby.

    Until a pretty bad neck injury forced him to retire.

    BUT DON'T WORRY... Thom's OK.

    And fortunately for us...

    Thom now gets to spend his days looking beautiful.

    He gets to stand around looking dashing with sodas.

    And wearing kilts, because of course, he's Scottish, every person from Scotland is always wearing kilts.


    And also lots of plaid.

    And pajamas.

    BONUS: He also gets to hold puppies.


    He gets to spend his days modeling underwear.

    And not just any underwear, BUTT-ENHANCING UNDERWEAR.

    God bless the Scottish Gods.

    Thom also likes to spend his time covering magazines.

    Rubbing dirt on his abs.

    Sitting on giant cubes of grass.

    And leaning sensuously onto a pile of rocks.

    So thank God for Thom Evans.

    Thank Scotland.

    Thank rugby.

    For this unitard-wearing dream.

    For this pose.

    For this grassy stare.

    For Thom Evans.

    God bless Logan for bringing Thom's beauty to my attention.