This is Thom. Ben A. Pruchnie / Getty Images Thom used to play rugby. Christopher Lee / Getty Images Until a pretty bad neck injury forced him to retire. Marty Melville / Getty Images LOOK OUT FOR THE GRASS. BUT DON'T WORRY... Thom's OK. Andrew H. Walker / Getty Images And fortunately for us... Stuart Wilson / Getty Images Thom now gets to spend his days looking beautiful. John Sciulli/Getty Images for GUESS He gets to stand around looking dashing with sodas. Tim P. Whitby / Getty Images And wearing kilts, because of course, he's Scottish, every person from Scotland is always wearing kilts. Andrew H. Walker / Getty Images Always. Andrew H. Walker / Getty Images And also lots of plaid. Andrew H. Walker / Getty Images And pajamas. Ferdaus Shamim / Getty Images BONUS: He also gets to hold puppies. BUT MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL... He gets to spend his days modeling underwear. dhedral-style.com And not just any underwear, BUTT-ENHANCING UNDERWEAR. facebook.com God bless the Scottish Gods. dhedral-style.com Thom also likes to spend his time covering magazines. selectmodel.com Rubbing dirt on his abs. selectmodel.com Sitting on giant cubes of grass. selectmodel.com And leaning sensuously onto a pile of rocks. dhedral-style.com So thank God for Thom Evans. portfoliopad.com Thank Scotland. selectmodel.com Thank rugby. Daniel Jaems for FTAPE.COM For this unitard-wearing dream. selectmodel.com For this pose. selectmodel.com For this grassy stare. selectmodel.com For Thom Evans. God bless Logan for bringing Thom's beauty to my attention.