Posted on May 8, 2014

If "Game Of Thrones" Were On "Maury"

"I AM 2 BILLION PERCENT SURE I'M KING, MAURY." (Warning: Some spoilers if you're not caught up on the show.)

Matt Bellassai

by Matt Bellassai

BuzzFeed Staff

First of all, The Maury Show would probably entice the people of Westeros to its studio with the following teaser:

Or possibly this:

But most likely this:

Cersei and Robert would probably be the first guests, and engage in a very heated battle before a much-needed Maury paternity test:

And then, after a very dramatic pause by Maury himself:

The audience would react accordingly:

Matt Bellassai / The Maury Show

Then Cersei and Jaime would have it out:

Jaime would give his sob story:

The audience would rage against both of them:

Matt Bellassai / The Maury Show

Littlefinger would make an appearance and disappoint Maury immediately:

Then Cersei would start making wild accusations against everyone else:

Maury would swoop back in with some lie detector results, and Tyrion would respond accordingly:

The audience would still side against him:

Matt Bellassai / The Maury Show

Theon and Ramsay Snow would have a good yelling match:

People would be very confused:

Matt Bellassai / The Maury Show

Fresh off his lie detector results, Tyrion would have to face Shae:

Sansa would inevitably bring her tears:

And the audience would direct even more hate at Tyrion:

Matt Bellassai / The Maury Show

Old Walder Frey would stop by to disappoint Maury even further:

Jon Snow would try to clear his name:

The audience would jeer at him accordingly:

Matt Bellassai / The Maury Show

Daenerys would come right out and say something wild:

And Joffrey would close the show with a truly dramatic move:

And the audience would go wild:

Matt Bellassai / The Maury Show

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