First of all, The Maury Show would probably entice the people of Westeros to its studio with the following teaser:
Cersei and Robert would probably be the first guests, and engage in a very heated battle before a much-needed Maury paternity test:
And then, after a very dramatic pause by Maury himself:
The audience would react accordingly:
Then Cersei and Jaime would have it out:
Jaime would give his sob story:
The audience would rage against both of them:
Littlefinger would make an appearance and disappoint Maury immediately:
Then Cersei would start making wild accusations against everyone else:
Maury would swoop back in with some lie detector results, and Tyrion would respond accordingly:
The audience would still side against him:
Theon and Ramsay Snow would have a good yelling match:
People would be very confused:
Fresh off his lie detector results, Tyrion would have to face Shae:
Sansa would inevitably bring her tears:
And the audience would direct even more hate at Tyrion:
Old Walder Frey would stop by to disappoint Maury even further:
Jon Snow would try to clear his name:
The audience would jeer at him accordingly:
Daenerys would come right out and say something wild:
And Joffrey would close the show with a truly dramatic move:
And the audience would go wild:
