4. And his rock ‘n’ roll sexiness shall go undiscussed NO LONGER.
5. First of all, look at these pants. These pants are operating at a perfect, glorious level of tightness. And the best part is: They are always like this. They never underperform. They are always at the top of their game.
6. As a result, Alex’s hip-rotating, thigh-gyrating movements are accentuated with every tight fiber.
7. Also, just. These thighs. With these pants. All of it.
Like, A+ thigh action happening here. Really commendable work.