4. And his rock ‘n’ roll sexiness shall go undiscussed NO LONGER.
5. First of all, look at these pants. These pants are operating at a perfect, glorious level of tightness. And the best part is: They are always like this. They never underperform. They are always at the top of their game.
6. As a result, Alex’s hip-rotating, thigh-gyrating movements are accentuated with every tight fiber.
7. Also, just. These thighs. With these pants. All of it.
Like, A+ thigh action happening here. Really commendable work.
12. And BEFORE THAT, he looked like this floppy haired adorable little elf.
13. But most importantly, he’s grown into this strikingly handsome beast.
15. Basically his entire presence is a work of erotic art.
16. His face says, “Look at me, look at these pouty lips, look at my beautiful skin, look at my boyish eyes.”
17. His leather jacket and tight-jeans game is just all-around spot on.
18. And he exudes what I like to call “ALL OF IT.” All of it. He’s got it. It’s just all there. Every last bit of it.
19. Also, he can fly. His sexiness literally lifts him from the Earth.
20. In conclusion, Alex Turner is a total complete package of smooth hunky greatness.
21. Thank you and God bless.
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