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    Definitive Proof That Rugby Is The Best Sport For Butts

    Let's take a journey to booty-town. NSFW because booty.

    Let me start off by saying I have absolutely no idea what's actually supposed to happen in rugby. All I know is: There's a ball. There's some rugged men. They touch each other's butts a lot and pull down one another's pants. Basically, the best game ever.


    The official uniform of rugby is apparently shorts that go around just your thighs and tight underwear that shows off most of your butt.

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    Sometimes people just go for the gold and stick their faces right in there.

    A lot of times, people just sit on one another with their bare butts.

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    Almost everyone gets their pants pulled down and they don't even care. They just live with it.

    Everyone gets their pants pulled really far up their butt, but it's OK because everyone's butts are so strong, they can handle anything.

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    Basically there's just lots of grabbing.

    And lots of all-around butt exposing.

    And RUBBING????


    There's a lot of general underwear admiring that happens on the field.

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    And the butts come dressed up to PREPARE to be admired.

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    There's also a lot of spreading, apparently.

    Everything is pretty much just out there.

    Basically everyone just jiggles all over.

    If nobody else pulls down their pants, they just do it themselves, I guess.

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    Sometimes this happens.

    And, uh, this happens.

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    People also like to bend over and bounce a lot.

    Generally, every butt game is strong.

    So strong.

    Like, I will crush you if you come near it strong.

    Every butt is eager to escape.

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    And they escape basically all the time.

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    Sometimes the butts actually envelop everybody with their bodaciousness.

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    Sometimes they just innocently run around, hanging out.

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    Basically, rugby is just full of butts.

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    Every kind of butt.

    Aggressive butts raging everywhere.

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    Yearning to be free.

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    Just begging for our undivided attention.

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    In conclusion, rugby is the one true butt sport and probably the most important game in the entire world.

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    God bless rugby.