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Dear Guys, Please Immediately Stop Using Your Cell Phones At Urinals

It's rude and fuckin' nasty.

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Whether or not you've noticed — and if you don't regularly use a men's room then you probably haven't — a new phenomenon has emerged...

And it's on the verge of becoming a goddamn epidemic, which must be stopped.

IT MUST BE STOPPED!

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Listen up fellow dudes. This practice of using your cell phone while urinating has got to fucking stop.

Allow me to make my case.

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