Struggles Of Having A Roommate

The search for a new roommate is on.

When your roommate never cleans up

I'm not your maid!

When your roommate invites over too many people without telling you

Especially if you're showering...

When you're trying to study and your roommate is being too loud

Can you continue your pointless conversation elsewhere please?

When your roommate acts like your mom

Where are you? When are you coming back? Are you at a party? Are you being safe?

When your roommate takes all your food

...without ever asking. It's all mine.

When your roommate takes way too long in the bathroom

I have places to be too!

When your roommate actually does laundry but doesn't put it away

This room is both of ours, and I'd prefer not to live in a pigsty.

When your roommate walks in on you having sex

The note on the door should have warned you...

And when your roommate is being just plain annoying

I only have so much patience...

I think it's time for a new roommate

It's not me, it's you.