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1. Being mistaken for a couple every time you post pictures of the two of you on Facebook
2. Then having to explain the logistics of homosexuality to your aunt while you confess you're still single
3. Being regularly exposed to his penis in a nonsexual way...particularly if you live together
4. Then dealing with those weird 'what if' after thoughts which inevitably end in THAT kind of dream
5. Trying to adapt to the platonic rules of a GBF relationship. 'So we can hold hands and kiss in a club but I can't touch your...'
6. But somehow everyone is always convinced the two of you have had sex
7. Having a best friend who is more often than not disgusted by your anatomy can be pretty soul destroying
8. And unlike your female friends they DO NOT get the trials of menstruation
9. Coming to terms with the fact that he does actually want to borrow your clothes can be awkward. 'But you never wear that Foals t-shirt.'
10. And that your clothes are too big for him/ look about six times better on his boy bod
11. Although he's up for your itinery most of the time sometimes he really does want to do 'man' things
12. He probably hates most of your friends and his expertise in throwing shade has got you seeing his point
13. Even though he's catty he is undeniably more popular than you at any social event
14. His sex life is ALWAYS comparable to Joey Tribbiani's
15. But when he finally settles down in a relationship you pray he'll go back to his promiscuous ways so you can regain the position of bed warmer
16. Every man you've ever been with looks like they should live under a bridge compared to him
17. And therefore your boyfriend can't help but resent him, and you can't be with anyone who has issues with your GBF
19. From time to time you may even blame your GBF for your single status
But in the end you're just so God darn grateful to have someone to dance with at weddings
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