This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!

    Valentine's Gifts For Every Pizza Lover

    And I have gifted myself most of it.

    Calling all the basic b*tches:

    Who needs chocolate when you have a lifetime supply of pizza gummies?

    This *reversible* merino wool pepperoni pizza beanie

    A denim jacket cooler than The Pizza Underground

    Instead of lingerie, buy your girlfriend this:

    Pizza soap for the dudes..

    And some pizza perfume for the ladies

    This Valentine's Day card..

    For your cool hipster boyfriend:

    She wants this American Girl sized pizza

    Hey, girl..

    A faux infinity sign pizza tattoo..

    Khia couldn't have sung it better herself:

    Every kiss beings with pizza..

    And every kiss should definitely taste like pizza

    Imagine your girlfriend on this pizza bean bag:

    I'll wrap you up in my love

    Two words: Pizza Onesie

    Pizza Nails/Pizza Wallet

    Yes, I'll take one crocheted pizza blanket for two, extra cheese: