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20 Surprising Things You'll Find In The Sears Shoe Section

Oh, it's just a red pump. Wait... Did that say "men's?"

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1. The Marilyn Monroes

... For only $295
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... For only $295

2. These Super Fetch Steampunk Ankle Boots

$216.99
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$216.99

3. Death By Heels

$174.95
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$174.95

4. Seriously Though.

Currently unavailable. Damn. How ever will I defend myself now?
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Currently unavailable. Damn. How ever will I defend myself now?

5. THE BULLET HOLDER

$167.99 Also available in black... If the burgundy bullet holder isn't hardcore enough for you.
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$167.99

Also available in black... If the burgundy bullet holder isn't hardcore enough for you.

6. The Men's Hidden Platform Pump

$165.95
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$165.95

7. Suede Platform Ankle Wrape Pumps

$153.79
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$153.79

8. These Beautiful 10 Inchers

$149.95... And worth every penny.
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$149.95... And worth every penny.

9. The Spine Heel Pumps

$141.99
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$141.99

10. The Metal Butterfly Cuffed Pumps

$141.74They come in purple! What more could you want?
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$141.74

They come in purple! What more could you want?

11. The Devious Dagger Thigh High Boots

$129.95
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$129.95

12. These Diamond Drilled Platforms

$119.99Also available in silver and black
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$119.99

Also available in silver and black

13. Black Velvet DEATH

$115.95
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$115.95

14. These Hot Tamales

$115.95
c.shld.net / Via sears.com|Black&prdNo=19&blockNo=319&blockType=G319

$115.95

15. The Criss-Cross 10 Inchers

$107.95
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$107.95

16. Another Thigh High

$99.95
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$99.95

17. Heel-Less Combat Boot Pumps With Sneaky Leopard Print

$97.99... Rawr.
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$97.99

... Rawr.

18. The One With the Tip Jar

$89.95 To $94.95
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$89.95 To $94.95

19. WHAT ARE THESE

$88.29
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$88.29

20. THE ALMIGHTY 11 INCH THIGH HIGHS

$327.95
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$327.95

Welcome to the side of Sears you wish you could un-see.

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