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Levi Johnston Does It With Protection
Paramount Farms have recruited All-American Baby-Daddy Levi Johnston to promote their line of “Wonderful” pistachio nuts, and confounded their bewildering spokes-choice by slapping his spot with the tasteless tagline “now Levi Johnston does it with protection.” Because cracking open his nut without protection got him in trouble, get it?
