To introduce you to the individuals in this one act play, well, there's Labor senator Penny Wong and Liberal National senator Ian Macdonald.
It's well known that Wong is regularly interrupted by senator Macdonald, especially during long Senate Estimates hearings.
Well on Wednesday, Wong was on her feet in the Senate when once again she was interrupted by Macdonald.
The senator, who is gay, was having none of it.
"Thank you Mr president, the senator Macdonald really does have an unhealthy obsession with me," Wong said.
"But I digress."