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Who The Fuck Is That White Guy?

There were more guys named “Michael” than there were women at COAG.

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COAG! The coming together of all the white guys who are heads of states and territories, plus Queensland premier Annastacia Palaszczuk. So let's see if you can point out the white guy from the white guy line-up:

  1. Who is this guy?

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    NSW premier Mark Baird
    NSW premier Daniel Baird
    NSW premier Mike Baird
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's Casino Mike Baird!

    It's Casino Mike Baird!
  2. Who is this dude?

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    Victorian premier Dan Andrews
    ACT chief minister Andrew Barr
    NT chief minister Michael Gunner
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    That's Andrew Barr with the nice facial hair!

    That's Andrew Barr with the nice facial hair!
  3. Who is this fella?

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    Tasmanian premier Will Hodgman
    WA premier Colin Barnett
    I have NFI
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's the Apple Isle premier Will Hodgman!

    It's the Apple Isle premier Will Hodgman!
  4. Who is this thirsty cad?

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    Victorian premier Dan Andrews
    Victorian premier Man Andrews
    Victorian premier Flan Andrews
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's the woke Victorian boy Dan Andrews!

    It's the woke Victorian boy Dan Andrews!
  5. Who is this chap?

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    ACT chief minister Andrew Barr
    WA premier Colin Barnett
    Tasmanian premier Will Hodgman
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Hell yeah it's Colin "I love mining" Barnett!

    Hell yeah it's Colin "I love mining" Barnett!
  6. Who is this bald man?

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    South Australia's premier Dan Andrews
    South Australia's premier Will Hodgman
    South Australia's premier Jay Weatherill
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's jumping Jay Weatherill!

    It's jumping Jay Weatherill!
  7. Who is this gentleman?

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    Honestly, hasn't he already been in this quiz?
    ACT chief minister Andrew Barr
    NT chief minister Michael Gunner
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's the member for Fannie Bay Michael Gunner!

    It's the member for Fannie Bay Michael Gunner!

Who The Fuck Is That White Guy?

You failed!

You've clearly been bewitched by the whiteness.

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You passed!

You know your Mikes from your Michaels.

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Mark Di Stefano is a political editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in Sydney.

Contact Mark Di Stefano at mark.distefano@buzzfeed.com.

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