1. You enjoy receiving crappy Christmas gifts.
Pag gusto mo na yung nakakatanggap ng medyas sa Pasko #titongtito ka na.
Pwede ring picture frame or tasa.
2. You are an expert at mahjong and tong-its.
Last week: 4/7 inom 6/7 mahjong & tong-its I feel like a wasted helpless tambay tito in old pinoy films 😎
3. You have these games on your phone so you can play them on-the-go.
Titong tito yung games ko 😂
4. You don't understand Snapchat.
So... I downloaded snapchat and I have no idea what to do with it. Looool 😂😂😂#TitongTito
Okay, ni-download ko na. Tapos?
5. You are overly concerned for the younger people in your family.
Ghad, di ako sanay na ako na ang nagtatanong ng "Ui kamusta studies & school?" Titong tito na ako. Hahahahuhu
6. You even talk to them about matters of the heart.
Kasalukuyan kong nilelecturan si bro about sa pag-ibig jusko titong-tito na ako magsalita
Yung kaya mong magbigay ng advice kahit wala ka namang jowa.
7. You love shopping for groceries.
Titong-tito levels ka na kung isa sa mga nagpapaexcite sa buhay mo ay ang pag go-grocery.
In fact, you spend hours in Savemore or Puregold kahit isang bagay lang bibilhin mo.
8. If you're not shopping for groceries, you're at home catching up on sleep.
Derecho tulog pagkadating ng bahay after work on a Friday! #TitongTito
9. In fact, you'd rather sleep than go to any party.
Kapag tinulugan mo ang salubong sa bagong taon #Titongtito ka na.
Sarap kayang matulog.
10. That is because you enjoy the solitude.
Titong tito na ang potek. Id rather go staying at home with my smokeless kbbq instead of grit and grinding loud str… https://t.co/wZLd7dbADB
11. And you hate noise.
@_michaeleleng Same. Titong tito na tayo hahahahahaba
12. Your day does not start if you haven't had any coffee.
So here's another quick tito update. Bakit di na ako makakilos sa umaga nang hindi nakakainom ng kape? Sign of aging na ba to? 😂
Kahit weekends without work, kape ka pa rin nang kape.
13. Weekends are spent at home, on the couch, watching a movie.
Alone with beer in front of tv over dim light saka snacks. #Titongtito lang ako dito sa sala namin tonight
Netflix and chill, pero ikaw lang mag-isa.
14. And if ever you wanted to go out with your friends, you don't bother to dress up.
15. Then you'll spend all that time at the mall at the furniture store.
You know you're a Tito kapag hilig mo na tumingin ng furniture, kurtina at home decors sa department store. Bye ado… https://t.co/BRbDAMsCX9
Muji is life.
16. You love giving jokes that only your fellow titos can get.
Anong tawag sa mga baguhan mag-inom tapos agad nalalasing? AMATeurs! hahahahaha Sorry na 🤣😋 #titojokes
Tawang-tawa ka kahit alam mong corny.
17. There are times when you google symptoms for illnesses that only old people should have.
Mga kapitbahay, tito na talaga ako: I HAVE GOUT
May rayuma ka na rin yata.
18. And of course, you have siblings or friends who already have little children and you love them like they're yours.
