17 Funny And Romantic Tweets That Can Cure Any Filipino's Heartache

    Pusong-bato no more!

    Heartbroken? Sinusumpa mo ba ang pag-ibig? Do you believe that love is only a social construct for fools, and that you are a strong independent individual so kaya mong mabuhay na mag-isa kahit ginaw na ginaw ka nung Pasko dahil wala kang kayakap?

    Well, I have bad news for you: one month na lang at Valentine's Day na naman.

    Baka naman gusto mo nang magbago ang iyong kapalaran? Kung sawa ka nang maging sawi, try mo munang matutunang kiligin with the tweets below. We gotchu fam.

    1.

    *first date* Crushie: oh? Bakit naka sports attire ka? Me: para ready ako. Crushie: ready saan? Me: just in case laro lang to para sayo.

    Twitter: @nykkobautista / Via Twitter: @nykkobautista

    2.

    syempre greet your crush a merry christmas pero dapat i market mo na rin yung future niyo

    Twitter: @miksalmighty / Via Twitter: @miksalmighty

    3.

    imagine driving with someone to a place you both know nothing about around 2am while listening to bands you both… https://t.co/QMj3HaD5D3

    Twitter: @emdgzmm / Via Twitter: @emdgzmn

    4.

    Ma: Wedding anniversary namin ngayon ni daddy mo a Me: Wow! Ano po regalo nyo kay daddy? Ma: For 27 years, nag st… https://t.co/96mlrWu3GI

    Twitter: @rjgnzls / Via Twitter: @rjgnzls

    5.

    My parents were talking about music. Sabi ni Ma last time na narinig niya theme song nila'y nung wedding pa. 50's p… https://t.co/rr6ZMTQRs2

    Twitter: @jesiecastro / Via Twitter: @jesiecastro

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    They say it's sad because "mahalin" is "love" in Tagalog and "leave" in Hiligaynon. But I don't think Ilonggos get… https://t.co/sQ2xXgyVIo

    Twitter: @ThatEsquivel / Via Twitter: @ThatEsquivel

    7.

    Buti pa sila magttwo years na. SINCE TOGETHER 2016

    Twitter: @thenameisRaf / Via Twitter: @thenameisRaf

    8.

    Overheard an elderly couple talking: *inabot ni lolo yung regalo niyang teddy bear Lola: Parang ang tanda ko na… https://t.co/nKOUWokhyj

    Twitter: @jstolentino / Via Twitter: @jstolentino

    9.

    Crush: Attracted talaga ako sa mga bilingual. Me: Hahaha! OMG Nani?!

    Twitter: @HHFlashbacks / Via Twitter: @HHFlashbacks

    10.

    Twitter: irasacdalan / Via Twitter: @irasacdalan

    11.

    over breakfast, my dad just told me: "anak, the world is more broken than your heart." and it put a lot of things into perspective.

    Twitter: @_hannahpadilla / Via Twitter: @_hannahpadilla

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    Lord, kung di talaga kami para sa isa't isa... . . . Lord naman eh, sige na.

    Twitter: @DaAndreway / Via Twitter: @DaAndreway

    14.

    "Hirap magdoktor" "Ginusto mo yan eh." "Mas gusto kita eh."

    Twitter: @maartistmd / Via Twitter: @maartistmd

    15.

    Top 3 reasons why ako nalang dapat 1. Mas kaya kita mahalin 2. Mas aalagaan kita 3. Sige na please maawa ka

    Twitter: @PrncessGarcia_ / Via Twitter: @PrncessGarcia_

    16.

    Me: Tayo na ba? Him: Mag-a-I love you ba ko kung hindi? Me: Pero... Him: Mabilis ba? Me: Depende. *checks time*… https://t.co/e4JIvWuEu0

    Twitter: @bashgita / Via Twitter: @bashgita

    17.

    i remember when my tito saw me crying the day after i got out of my first relationship, what he said stuck in my mi… https://t.co/RNVBFBHNZp

    Twitter: @grazielachanel / Via Twitter: @grazielachanel

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