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17 Funny And Romantic Tweets That Can Cure Any Filipino's Heartache

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Heartbroken? Sinusumpa mo ba ang pag-ibig? Do you believe that love is only a social construct for fools, and that you are a strong independent individual so kaya mong mabuhay na mag-isa kahit ginaw na ginaw ka nung Pasko dahil wala kang kayakap?

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Well, I have bad news for you: one month na lang at Valentine's Day na naman.

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Baka naman gusto mo nang magbago ang iyong kapalaran? Kung sawa ka nang maging sawi, try mo munang matutunang kiligin with the tweets below. We gotchu fam.

1.

*first date* Crushie: oh? Bakit naka sports attire ka? Me: para ready ako. Crushie: ready saan? Me: just in case laro lang to para sayo.

Twitter: @nykkobautista / Via Twitter: @nykkobautista

2.

syempre greet your crush a merry christmas pero dapat i market mo na rin yung future niyo

Twitter: @miksalmighty / Via Twitter: @miksalmighty

3.

imagine driving with someone to a place you both know nothing about around 2am while listening to bands you both… https://t.co/QMj3HaD5D3

Twitter: @emdgzmm / Via Twitter: @emdgzmn

4.

Ma: Wedding anniversary namin ngayon ni daddy mo a Me: Wow! Ano po regalo nyo kay daddy? Ma: For 27 years, nag st… https://t.co/96mlrWu3GI

Twitter: @rjgnzls / Via Twitter: @rjgnzls

5.

My parents were talking about music. Sabi ni Ma last time na narinig niya theme song nila'y nung wedding pa. 50's p… https://t.co/rr6ZMTQRs2

Twitter: @jesiecastro / Via Twitter: @jesiecastro

6.

They say it's sad because "mahalin" is "love" in Tagalog and "leave" in Hiligaynon. But I don't think Ilonggos get… https://t.co/sQ2xXgyVIo

Twitter: @ThatEsquivel / Via Twitter: @ThatEsquivel

7.

Buti pa sila magttwo years na. SINCE TOGETHER 2016

Twitter: @thenameisRaf / Via Twitter: @thenameisRaf

8.

Overheard an elderly couple talking: *inabot ni lolo yung regalo niyang teddy bear Lola: Parang ang tanda ko na… https://t.co/nKOUWokhyj

Twitter: @jstolentino / Via Twitter: @jstolentino

9.

Crush: Attracted talaga ako sa mga bilingual. Me: Hahaha! OMG Nani?!

Twitter: @HHFlashbacks / Via Twitter: @HHFlashbacks

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Twitter: irasacdalan / Via Twitter: @irasacdalan

11.

over breakfast, my dad just told me: "anak, the world is more broken than your heart." and it put a lot of things into perspective.

Twitter: @_hannahpadilla / Via Twitter: @_hannahpadilla

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Twitter: @BarrettoJulia / Via Twitter: @BarrettoJulia

13.

Lord, kung di talaga kami para sa isa't isa... . . . Lord naman eh, sige na.

Twitter: @DaAndreway / Via Twitter: @DaAndreway

14.

"Hirap magdoktor" "Ginusto mo yan eh." "Mas gusto kita eh."

Twitter: @maartistmd / Via Twitter: @maartistmd

15.

Top 3 reasons why ako nalang dapat 1. Mas kaya kita mahalin 2. Mas aalagaan kita 3. Sige na please maawa ka

Twitter: @PrncessGarcia_ / Via Twitter: @PrncessGarcia_

16.

Me: Tayo na ba? Him: Mag-a-I love you ba ko kung hindi? Me: Pero... Him: Mabilis ba? Me: Depende. *checks time*… https://t.co/e4JIvWuEu0

Twitter: @bashgita / Via Twitter: @bashgita

17.

i remember when my tito saw me crying the day after i got out of my first relationship, what he said stuck in my mi… https://t.co/RNVBFBHNZp

Twitter: @grazielachanel / Via Twitter: @grazielachanel

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