1. Is this a word?
That’s not the word? Bummer
2. When you hate freeloaders:
Choose your fighter.
Who will win?
3. When the school thinks your kids are too slow:
GUYS THIS IS SO FUNNY. POVEDA IS SO SICK AND TIRED OF UR SHIT CAUSING TRAFFIC AT THE DRIVEWAY SO THEY LABELLED THE STOPS ON WHAT YOU SHOULD DO BY THEN IM DYING 😭😭😭 https://t.co/GsGsj75CoU
4. That word play:
Are you emails that I had to send again? Cos I resent you.
5. "Me."
best people my crush deserves to date 14. people 13. are 12. worth 11. so 10. much 9. more 8. than 7. numbers 6. or 5. their 4. rank 3. in 2. life 1. me
6. When Jollibee chicken is life:
"Left hand is steering the other is gripping your thigh"
7. Another chicken joke:
jollibee: what's the best fastfood chicken me, strapped to a chair: kfc jollibee, slapping me: wrong. WHAT'S THE BEST FASTFOOD CHICKEN me, spitting at them: I SAID KFC jollibee to ronald mcdonald: tase him again
8. "Jo-Mar."
i lost my shit at mass the other day cuz the priest was like “some parents name their children a combination of their names, like jomar for joseph and mary” and IMAGINE IF OUR SAVIOR’S NAME IS JOMAR CHRIST
9. How to study
How to alarm
10. This obvious joke:
Imagine. Million carats. In Uranus. https://t.co/Fqv392T67L
Carat/Karat = euphemism for sex in Filipino
11. This innovation:
Budget grad pic 👌 🎓 HAHAHAHA 📷: @maaibeveronica
12. A list to end all lists:
List of Worst Filipino Presidents: 16. They 15. Cannot 14. Be 13. Ranked 12. Because 11. They 10. All 9. Contributed 8. To 7. A 6. Flawed 5. And 4. Shitty 3. System 2. Duterte 1. Marcos
13. And lastly, this profile:
Relatable.