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Jonathan Franzen was a famous writer, but all his books were plagiarism from Will Ferrell and now everyone doesn't want Franzen in their house anymore because they are afraid that he will steal from them and then Franzen will be the only rich person in the world.
A hundred years ago Will Ferrell drank all the milk and then regretted this decision. When Franzen wrote his book about milk and freedom he copied Will Ferrell and also regretted his milk decision which means that Franzen does not deserve any milk freedom anymore.
Franzen needs to go to jail and if he doesn't then maybe Will Ferrell will squirt nipples at him until Franzen is blind.
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