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When you're trying hard to be a straight-shooter.
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When you're feeling yourself.
3.
When you don't even bother coming up with excuses anymore.
4.
When life is a goddamn puzzle.
5.
When your style is on point.
6.
When you're still feeling yourself.
7.
When everyone's out to get you.
8.
When you're done caring what people think.
9.
When you're at a loss for words.
10.
When you're eating alone.
11.
When you've got a fresh new pickup line.
12.
When you're a little short-changed.
13.
When people can't just cut you a break.
14.
When you're having commitment issues.
15.
When you're beyond done.
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When you get too excited about food.
17.
When you're just going to have a salad.
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When you realize you only have three friends.
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When people just don't get how funny you are.
20.
When you start misplacing things.
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When you're just trying to be real.
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And when you're at the end of all things.
