12 Bouquets For Brides Who Don't Give A Fuck

Or if you just, really like food.

1. A bundle of Twizzlers.

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Sometimes vows take a long time, you might need a snack.

2. Cotton candy.

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For a light, fluffy, carnival season wedding.

3. A fistful of sparklers.

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If you're getting married on the Fourth of July, or if you're just looking to give your wedding a little more flair.

4. A Bop-It.

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For a nostalgic, 90's kid wedding.

5. A cup of Five Guys Fries.

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And maybe your guests could throw free peanuts instead of rice.

6. A turkey leg from the Renaissance Festival.

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For a novel, ye odle feel.

7. A Bloomin' Onion.

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For a no-rules-just-right kind of wedding.

8. A 40 ounce.

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If you want to start the party early, and drink on a budget.

9. A Pumpkin Spice Latte.

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For the ultimate fall bride.

10. A Cup Noodles.

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If you're getting married to your college sweetheart.

11. A Nestlé drumstick.

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If you're walking down the aisle to "The Entertainer."

12. Or better yet, a Ben & Jerry's Vermonster.

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For brides that just want to share the love.