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How Well Do You Know Dwight Schrute's Lines From "The Office"?

DETERMINED. WORKER. INTENSE. GOOD WORKER. HARD WORKER. TERRIFIC.

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    "Growing up I performed my own circumcision."
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    "I once delivered a baby goat on the back of a tractor."
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    "As a baby, I was considered to be an expert on myself."
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    "Except for the smell of bear urine."
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    "Except root rot in a beet field."
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    "Except having to seek the approval of my inferiors."
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    "The neck."
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    "The carotid artery."
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    "The groin."
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    "You'll be fed to the wolves."
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    "You'll be eaten in your sleep."
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    "You'll be torn limb from limb."
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    "All I see is a monkey trembling in fear."
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    "All I see is a baby gorilla crying for its mom."
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    "All I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life."
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    "Weak arms."
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    "A low center of gravity."
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    "They get cold really easily."
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    "Cheetah."
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    "Tiger."
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    "Panther."
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    "A scorned woman."
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    "A female ostrich during nesting season."
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    "A dominant male turkey during mating season."
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    "I do not do that thing."
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    "I do the opposite of that thing."
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    "I make Kevin do it."
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    "Impressive, but hopelessly stupid."
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    "Flashy, superfluous, and surprisingly hard to kill."
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    "All show, no meat."
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    "Teach."
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    "Farm arugula."
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    "Farm celery."
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    "Mukduk."
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    "Mulldull."
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    "Mushdush."
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    "The window to the groin."
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    "The groin of the head."
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    "The second only to the groin."
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    "Merciless, insatiable, jackhammer."
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    "Insatiable, jackhammer, merciless."
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    "Jackhammer, merciless, insatiable."
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    "We need an apocalypse."
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    "We need a new plague."
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    "We need a new world order."
 
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