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100 Dating Apps For People Who Have Completely Given Up

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse.

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1. FourthDateFirst

2. Possibilitiez

3. This Is It

4. Perspirre

5. FutureBliss

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6. Touchr

7. TouchLipz

8. ButtTouch

9. SimilarInterests

10. Same City

11. Should I Bring A Bag

12. Suckle

13. Hideous Options

14. Time2Go

15. Just Waiters

16. AccidentallyHitSend

17. SorrySorrySorrySorryMyBaad

18. VerySorree

19. Can'tUseInternet

20. IsThisComcast

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21. Nope Nope

22. DungeonMingle

23. Tirrred

24. Old Or Just Tired?

25. MyBestFriendIsUgly

26. MeetMyMom

27. Surplus Hair

28. FootStuff

29. Sketchy Part Of Town

30. Won't Even Show You A Pic

31. Uber For Butts

32. Just Aunts

33. Sore Lips

34. CrotchMaster8

35. SourPuss

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36. Hair On His Palms

37. FragileBones

38. MeetYourNeighbor

39. It's Laura, From High School

40. FriendOfYourMoms

41. Carson, From The Bus

42. Carsons Only

43. BobFest

44. French But They Don't Speak French

45. ConfusedAboutTheBases

46. Only Eats Goose

47. GeeseOnly

48. Literally Swans

49. SwanMeetsGoose

50. PoultryMingle

51. BackgammonHandGrazing

52. MichaelJordans

53. Old But Cruel

54. Loud

55. Sad At You

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56. MiiLikey

57. NotRacistBut

58. Didn'tSeeYouThere

59. HotWithoutMyGlasses

60. Chicken Of The Sea

61. EatsOutside

62. TapasOnly

63. Mozzarella St-ex

64. Spicy Meet-a-Ball

65. PizzaFaces

66. Meet George Jetson

67. JetsonsOnly

68. PostHumanBliss

69. Technically A Dog

70. CeleryLovers

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71. TapesOurSex

72. PillowTawk

73. ButtCuppers

74. RejectedDates

75. GropeAndElope

76. AlreadyMarriedAndHappy

77. NotLookingForAnythingRightNow

78. NonSexualNonRomanticFriendFindrr

79. FluckBusters

80. SmallBladders

81. MathHomeworkAndSmooches

82. NeedsHelpWithMathHomeworkButAlsoInterestedInPursuingCasualDating

83. PunsAndBuns

84. ParkRangrrz

85. HumpDayAmirite

86. Grandma'sLittleLove

87. KidTestedMomApproved

88. EverybodyDanceNow

89. NowThatsWhatICallMusicVol.34

90. 2andahalfLemurs

91. SensitiveStomachz

92. ChappeddLips

93. FacelessWhiteMen

94. PathologicalLYers

95. ConvictsClub

96. DinnerWillBeCrumbs

97. WorkingHrrd

98. HrrdlyWorking

99. SpecialSnowflakes

100. JeffI'mFinallyMovingOn

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