1.
Wearing white to pasta night.
4.
Springing for the fancy stuff.
5.
Buying too much produce.
6.
Undoing all your hard work on your teeth.
8.
Not buying the snacks.
9.
Trusting your hormones to do the food shopping.
10.
Trusting your hunger to do the cooking.
11.
Hanging out with MONSTERS.
12.
Wearing lipstick when you're starving.
13.
Ordering for the gram and not for yourself.
14.
Getting caught in an endless feedback loop.
15.
Talking yourself into a new definition of healthy.
16.
Downing your food faster than you can savor it.
17.
Getting too ambitious at the grocery store.
18.
Abandoning that little fallen soldier.
19.
Trusting the world to throw you a bone.
20.
Letting boredom dictate your food choices.
21.
Centering your meal around a garbage food.
22.
Buying expensive, yet rarely used spices.
23.
Watching advertisements when you're hungry.
24.
Settling for something less than edible.
25.
Underestimating other peoples' prioritization of food.
27.
Listening to your mom.
