A Tenacious Tinder Man

Yes, another Tinderfella who won't back down. He had an alternative proposition for every "no" I gave him...because he was in it to win it. And then he blocked me.

Spoiler alert: No amount of negotiation will get a woman on Tinder to sleep with you if she's already said NO.

The first week of February seemed to be a week of stories highlighting perseverance. From a man from That State Up North (my status as a Buckeye forbids me from saying the "proper" name of that place) who walks/buses twenty-one miles daily to work and hasn't missed a day in over a decade. To the 13-year-old who shared the story of his school's fundraising efforts to take a trip to Harvard. To the Chinese woman with Cerebral Palsy writing a novel with her toes. The perseverance this week is all around! This story is also one of perseverance. One of a man who just wouldn't quit. A man who showed the kind of dedication and tenacity toward his goal that employers everywhere dream of finding. This is the story of JJ…from Tinder and his unending quest to get some. This 30-year old man swiped right on a few profiles and found the one belonging to me. I'm very clear on her profile that I would not like to be offered a seat on anyone's face and that I am not going to sleep with you just because of a mutual agreement that each of us is attractive (for the record: he is DAMN attractive!). JJ however, is up for a challenge. He is ALL about getting shit DONE. Including women. Seemingly black women (as evidenced later). He will not quit until his energy is fully expended as well as his manhood confirmed. Shall we take a look?

My profile says not to ask me to sit on your face- he's such a rebel. 

Here: he's making sure to offend on many levels. "Stereotypical black girl ass" should never be typed in this way. *sigh*

*heavy sigh*

There's no time minimum. Dude.

Here, I attempt to gross him out. And he has an answer for everything it would seem.

Here, I try to let him go.

See that he attempted to catch me by remarking that I said I was going to Sexapalooza. That's not how this works. 

Give a man an inch, and he tries to give you his seven inches.

I'm so ungrateful. 😒

They are lucky. He seems like he doesn't give in easily. Or he's just an excellent troll.

At this point: I had to ask the obvious. 

Respect the body count.

Is this the 2015 version of "Just The Tip?"

Zero. None.

Now the option of just once and we can pretend it never happened. I guarantee his goal was just one time. 

TINDER WOMEN AREN'T REAL WOMEN! They're either spamming sex bots or just someone to bed. Amirite?

"You know you want the sex." 😫🏃

Why is anal a viable alternative to him?!

I don't think he liked my plane joke. 

I think the Kanye joke lost him. Oh, well.

This was a two-day event before I finally managed to irritate him into blocking me.  Mission accomplished?😂

NOTE: The messages overlap in the screenshots because I was anticipating his deleting me and didn't want to miss the opportunity to get these messages saved for posterity.