Well, Rocky has seen some of these comments and decided to issue an official statement about his, um, performance.
He hopped on Twitter to write a message to any viewers of his sex tape, referring to himself as his penis's "defense attorney," and asked that everyone who hasn't had sex with him withhold their judgment.
Rocky also wants everyone to know that he has "a long list of satisfied women."
Unfortunately for Rocky, the jokes didn't end there.
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