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    ASAP Rocky Defended His Sex Tape After The Twitter Memes Started Rolling In

    Different strokes move the world.

    Where were you when ASAP Rocky's sex tape went viral? If you happened to be on Twitter, then you're likely acquainted with the many memes it's since inspired.

    After ASAP Rocky's sex tape trended, people on the internet sure had a mouthful to say.

    There were many notes about his stroke.

    source of entertainment for today, Asap Rocky’s sextape pornhub comments:

    And some visual comparisons.

    was just minding my business then i stumbled upon this asap rocky vid

    People on Twitter didn't hesitate to point out the irony of his 2012 track "Fuckin' Problems."

    You said you had Asap rocky: I said a problem I had a FUCKING problem

    Me listening to "fucking problems" knowing it was all lies #asaprocky

    And then there were a lot of jokes.

    trump leaking asap rocky’s sex tape to distract us

    now asap rocky gotta voluntarily drop another sextape to make up for this one cus baby....

    Well, Rocky has seen some of these comments and decided to issue an official statement about his, um, performance.

    He hopped on Twitter to write a message to any viewers of his sex tape, referring to himself as his penis's "defense attorney," and asked that everyone who hasn't had sex with him withhold their judgment.

    MY PENIS AND I WOKE UP 2 THE ALARMING DISTURBANCE OF A VIDEO CLIP 2DAY .AS HIS DEFENSE ATTORNEY WE’RE PREPARED 2 DENY ANY SLOW STROKES OR LACK OF KILLIN THE PUSSY .A LONG LIST OF SATISFIED WOMEN CAN ATTEST TOO. BUT THE REAL PUNCHLINE IS SEEING PPL WHO NEVER FUCKED HIM RATE HIM 😮

    Rocky also wants everyone to know that he has "a long list of satisfied women."

    Unfortunately for Rocky, the jokes didn't end there.

    @asvpxrocky Asap writing this tweet.

    @asvpxrocky Rocky when he seen the video of himself