The ominous mountains Via upload.wikimedia.org You just can’t escape from these looming monstrosities. Rocky Mountains? More like pathetic, sub-par hills. They're seriously EVERYWHERE. Via upload.wikimedia.org CAN'T ESCAPE TERRIBLE MOUNTAINS! Yawn-worthy geological formations Via upload.wikimedia.org Does anyone give a flying fuck about some stupid rocks? Didn’t think so. Which means the worst rock climbing umaginable Tyler Stableford / Via flickr.com Better off going to indoor climbing gyms than suffer here. The nauseating nature overall Sierralara / Getty Images / Via i.huffpost.com Avert your eyes! Basically, Colorado scenery is an eyesore to put it mildly. Not to mention the “wildlife..." Via upload.wikimedia.org What the fuck is this revolting creature?? Dreary, drab sunsets Via flickr.com The sun just wants to get the hell out of Colorado’s repulsive sky. Prozac-inducing weather Via pixabay.com Seriously, it’s a shock that not everyone in Colorado is on a serious anti-depressant regimen with skies like this. Super lame hiking trails Via flickr.com I’ll take the treadmill over this shit any day, thank you. A pathetic lack of winter activities Via tourismplaceinfo.com You call this a ski run? Pass. Nightmarish concert venues Via upload.wikimedia.org Yeah, cuz music lovers totally shell out money to sit on these hard-ass benches in the cold. An essentially non-existant nightlife Via hotelroomsearch.net Rockies games at Coors Field? Countless bars, and nightclubs? Yawn. Zero worthwhile cultural activities Via upload.wikimedia.org This is the most offensive museum imaginable. Repulsive dining options and disgusting beer Via pixabay.com There goes the gag reflex. The amount of microbreweries alone should be enough send residents running for any of the neighboring states. Insanely lenient marijauana laws Rj Sangosti / DP / Via extras.mnginteractive.com Pot is EVERYWHERE in this state that's clearly gone to the dogs. Who the HELL wants to live in a place where you can just waltz into a pot shop and buy marijuana and edibles for recreational use?! No thanks. You call this eyesore an airport?! Via denverairporttransportation.com No. Just, no. Get me the fuck out of this miserable hell!