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Crap Coloradans Put Up With Daily

To help remind you why you DON’T live there.

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The ominous mountains

You just can’t escape from these looming monstrosities. Rocky Mountains? More like pathetic, sub-par hills.
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You just can’t escape from these looming monstrosities. Rocky Mountains? More like pathetic, sub-par hills.

They're seriously EVERYWHERE.

CAN'T ESCAPE TERRIBLE MOUNTAINS!
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CAN'T ESCAPE TERRIBLE MOUNTAINS!

Yawn-worthy geological formations

Does anyone give a flying fuck about some stupid rocks? Didn’t think so.
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Does anyone give a flying fuck about some stupid rocks? Didn’t think so.

Which means the worst rock climbing umaginable

Better off going to indoor climbing gyms than suffer here.
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Better off going to indoor climbing gyms than suffer here.

The nauseating nature overall

Avert your eyes! Basically, Colorado scenery is an eyesore to put it mildly.
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Avert your eyes! Basically, Colorado scenery is an eyesore to put it mildly.

Not to mention the “wildlife..."

What the fuck is this revolting creature??
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What the fuck is this revolting creature??

Dreary, drab sunsets

The sun just wants to get the hell out of Colorado’s repulsive sky.
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The sun just wants to get the hell out of Colorado’s repulsive sky.

Prozac-inducing weather

Seriously, it’s a shock that not everyone in Colorado is on a serious anti-depressant regimen with skies like this.
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Seriously, it’s a shock that not everyone in Colorado is on a serious anti-depressant regimen with skies like this.

Super lame hiking trails

I’ll take the treadmill over this shit any day, thank you.
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I’ll take the treadmill over this shit any day, thank you.

A pathetic lack of winter activities

You call this a ski run? Pass.
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You call this a ski run? Pass.

Nightmarish concert venues

Yeah, cuz music lovers totally shell out money to sit on these hard-ass benches in the cold.
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Yeah, cuz music lovers totally shell out money to sit on these hard-ass benches in the cold.

An essentially non-existant nightlife

Rockies games at Coors Field? Countless bars, and nightclubs? Yawn.
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Rockies games at Coors Field? Countless bars, and nightclubs? Yawn.

Zero worthwhile cultural activities

This is the most offensive museum imaginable.
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This is the most offensive museum imaginable.

Repulsive dining options and disgusting beer

There goes the gag reflex. The amount of microbreweries alone should be enough send residents running for any of the neighboring states.
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There goes the gag reflex. The amount of microbreweries alone should be enough send residents running for any of the neighboring states.

Insanely lenient marijauana laws

Pot is EVERYWHERE in this state that's clearly gone to the dogs. Who the HELL wants to live in a place where you can just waltz into a pot shop and buy marijuana and edibles for recreational use?! No thanks.
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Pot is EVERYWHERE in this state that's clearly gone to the dogs. Who the HELL wants to live in a place where you can just waltz into a pot shop and buy marijuana and edibles for recreational use?! No thanks.

You call this eyesore an airport?!

No. Just, no. Get me the fuck out of this miserable hell!
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No. Just, no. Get me the fuck out of this miserable hell!

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