10 Times Japan Convinced The World They're Batshit Crazy

The Land of the Rising Sun seems to really like big pink dicks?

1. That time they did this.

中川翔子＠はぐれメタル / Via Twitter: @shoko55mmts

*shudder*

2. And this.

Via snow-onyx.com

That cat is 100% d o n e.

3. Every year when they host this.

@ayano_buzz / Via Twitter: @ayano_buzz

The Kanamara Festival, honoring male genitalia since 1977.

(It also raises awareness for AIDS and other STDs, which is actually pretty cool!)

4. That time they thought chocolate covered fries would be a good idea.

Via Twitter: @annatauzin

Um how about no.

5. Basically every Japanese TV show ever.

Via route207.net

6. Yup.

Via asukyann.blog.jp

7. Every Christmas when they queue up for HOURS for a bucket of fried chicken from KFC.

Via viewwakashio.jugem.jp

Yes, that is Colonel Sanders dressed in a Santa suit.

8. And that time they lined up for donuts.

Via gigazine.net

Krispy Kreme's first shop in Japan had 2+ hour long queues for weeks.

9. When this game app took the country by storm.

Via Twitter: @chocoplaosada

Alpacas absorbing each other to evolve in super-alpacas?

Sounds pretty legit.

10. When this movie aired in theaters across the country.

Via natalie.mu

Hentai Kamen (literally translates to Pervert Mask): average teenager by day, underwear-masked superhero by night!

It's okay though Japan, we love you anyway.

Via giphy.com