Infuriating Types Of Customers Only Retail Employees Will Understand

Hello, do you work here?

The Chatty Cathy

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No, I do not care that you just got in a fight with your niece because she won't switch from training bras to regular bras #tmi

The "Don't Talk To Me"

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The stick is so far up you can't even see it.

and you wish you could have an awesome comeback to their rudeness

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You are not allowed to be rude, I'm the one that is working, you're shopping!

The Returners

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I basically am just loaning you the product because you return everything you purchase.

The "I Want Everything"

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You better not return any of this #bestsaleever!

The "I Must Pay Right This Instant"

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Shoving your credit card in my face will not make this process go any faster.

The Black Friday.

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Oh dear God life is too short for insanity like this.

The Teenagers

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Stop. Touching. Everything.

The Children

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The product of when the families with kids finally leave your store

The Boyfriend/Husband

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"My girlfriend is too rude to respond to you so I'll answer all your questions for her."

The Waiting Outside For You to Open

Calm down and go back to bed I will keep this store closed longer if I have to.

The Find This For Me

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We have nothing in your size order it yourself don't make me call every store looking for it