20 Of The Most Hideous Watches Ever

The Apple Watch is making it cool again to look at your wrist to tell the time. Even regular old timepieces have their place, like those moments when whipping your phone out or glancing at the clock just won't do. A watch can say a lot about someone's personality. What would you think about someone who lifted their wrist and showed you one of these?

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Tries hard to be different; doesn't have to try.

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Rejected by the military. Still not over it.

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Wishes he had a cool car; wears the dashboard on his wrist instead.

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Favorite movie: Tron.

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Probably a prepper.

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Favorite movie: Scarface.

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Wants to be seen, but wears a watch that can't be unseen.

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Probably a crazy cat lady who coupons.

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Drives a white van.

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Listens to Bjork.

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Spends weekends watching Full Metal Alchemist in Japanese.

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Conspiracy theorist.

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There's bling, and then there's this.

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Reads Town & Country in the grocery store checkout line.

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Her other watch is a Hello Kitty.

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Has a living room just like it.

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Lives vicariously through his watch.

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What time is it? Why do you want to know?

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Grandma.

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Even the seal can't bear to look.