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    Just 15 Purchases That Are A Bit Odd And A Bunch Useful

    A chuckle with every purchase.

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    1. This plush tortilla throw blanket that will have you feeling as snug as a burrito.

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    I would say more on this, but just look at it. Imagine wrapping yourself up into a burrito, then eating a burrito.

    That is all.

    Buy from Amazon Australia for $25.77.

    2. This practical and stupidly funny cook book that will help you with basic cooking skills — after it makes you laugh out loud.

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    Featuring one of my favourite recipes, diet ice pops — literally just frozen water.

    Buy from Amazon Australia for $23.75.

    3. These horizontal reading glasses that will enable you to read without lifting your head from the pillow.

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    Sure, you might look a little odd — maybe even a lot odd. But propping yourself up on your arms gets tiring, as does lifting a heavy book above your head. Never again do you have to stop before the climax of a book on account of a sore neck.

    Buy from Amazon Australia for $17.59.

    4. This stainless steel-lined flask bracelet that comes with a mini-funnel for accurate pouring.

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    Wear stacked with other bracelets for an extra layer of concealment, you little rebel, you.

    And please, for the love of pinot grigio, drink responsibly.

    Buy this from Amazon Australia for $38.37.

    5. This charcoal teeth whitening powder that will not only improve your pearly whites but freshen your breath.

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    Sure, you might look like the living dead for the time that you're scrubbing your teeth. But give it a few days and your teeth will look noticeably whiter. Plus, this product absorbs plaque and hidden bacteria, so your breath will stop wilting flowers too!

    Buy from Amazon Australia for $12.95.

    6. This copper scraper that will get rid of that gunk sitting on top of your tongue.

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    This pure copper scraper will clean your tongue with one downwards motion. Rounded handles and thick edges make for a comfortable experience — despite this looking like a medieval torture device.

    Buy this from Amazon Australia for $8.95.

    7. These reusable mop slippers that will make sliding around your house fun and productive.

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    For everyone who inexplicably likes keeping their shoes on indoors — now you can do so without tracking mud everywhere in the house.

    Buy five pairs from Amazon Australia for $10.98

    8. This toilet night light that is like a disco in your bowl.

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    No longer do you have to stumble around in the dark when you go for a midnight leak. This toilet attachment is fitted with a motion detector, so that it only illuminates when you need it — and with 16 different colours and five levels of brightness, it's just the little bit fun you never knew you needed in your bathroom.

    Buy from Amazon Australia for $6.99.

    9. These non-skid socks that will keep you from slipping — and will also let people know they should absolutely feel comfortable bringing you another glass of wine.

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    Warms my feet and my belly? Love. It.

    Buy from Amazon Australia for $7.95.

    10. This phone cage that will force your house guests to treat dinner as if it was the '90s and actually talk to each other.

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    There are six slots for phones, so no one is exempt from the phone ban.

    Buy from Amazon Australia for $29.95.

    11. This mug that will make it impossible for you to miss that tea window of not-too-hot, not-yet-cold.

    When empty or filled with a cold beverage, the mug shows a caffeine-deprived, sleepy face; when your drink is still hot, it shows a bright, happy face because, well, accuracy.

    Buy this from Amazon Australia for $19.99.

    12. This silicone airpods case that also expresses your love for the ~superior~ drink.

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    I don't even have airpods, but considering the investment just to buy this.

    Buy from Amazon Australia for $9.95.

    13. This bar of soap that ensures your face and ass never need share the same surface.

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    Genius.

    Buy from Amazon Australia for $16.

    14. These ridiculously cute dinosaur taco holders that keep your food neat when not in hand.

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    And people say you shouldn't play with your food.

    Buy from Amazon Australia for $19.99.

    15. And finally, this bidet attachment that will minimise the amount of toilet paper you need.

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    Look, the majority of the world thinks it's bizarre we don't use these on the regular and they might have a point.

    Buy from Amazon Australia for $72.

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