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1. This plush tortilla throw blanket that will have you feeling as snug as a burrito.
2. This practical and stupidly funny cook book that will help you with basic cooking skills — after it makes you laugh out loud.
3. These horizontal reading glasses that will enable you to read without lifting your head from the pillow.
4. This stainless steel-lined flask bracelet that comes with a mini-funnel for accurate pouring.
5. This charcoal teeth whitening powder that will not only improve your pearly whites but freshen your breath.
6. This copper scraper that will get rid of that gunk sitting on top of your tongue.
7. These reusable mop slippers that will make sliding around your house fun and productive.
8. This toilet night light that is like a disco in your bowl.
9. These non-skid socks that will keep you from slipping — and will also let people know they should absolutely feel comfortable bringing you another glass of wine.
10. This phone cage that will force your house guests to treat dinner as if it was the '90s and actually talk to each other.
11. This mug that will make it impossible for you to miss that tea window of not-too-hot, not-yet-cold.
12. This silicone airpods case that also expresses your love for the ~superior~ drink.
13. This bar of soap that ensures your face and ass never need share the same surface.
14. These ridiculously cute dinosaur taco holders that keep your food neat when not in hand.
15. And finally, this bidet attachment that will minimise the amount of toilet paper you need.
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