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1. This powerful Dyson V7, because now that you're an adult, it's time you invest in a decent vacuum.
2. This extra large Outward Hound Ripstop Dog Life Jacket, that helps your fur baby stay visible and safe in open water.
3. This Evangelique Plunge Bra from Ann Summers, which can be worn this Valentine's Day for your number one (it you).
4. This Mickey & Minnie nappy backpack, because flying to LA with a baby right now is your idea of hell — but that doesn't mean you can't bring a bit of Disneyland to you.
5. These black-washed, subtly faded stretch jeans by Mavi Plus, that loves all your curves.
6. This Echo Show 8, which will give your mother the face time she's been asking for, without the need to travel to the suburbs.
7. This water-repellent nappy bag, which unlike others — that claim to be attractive but look like something you picked up during kerbside clean up — is actually cute enough to bring everywhere with you.
8. This gorgeous and functional play mat bag, because your kid forgot to pack up before bedtime and you don't want to delay your glass of wine any longer.
9. This skinny-strap, one-shoulder cami, because you've been wearing a white tee since you were a foetus.
10. This twin pack of French made frying pans from Tefal, because this is the year we're investing in quality cookware, like the adults we claim to be.
11. This, Prey for PlayStation 4, which honestly, freaks me out a bit. I love it.
12. This Philips Sonicare FlexClare Platinum Sonic Electric Toothbrush, which comes with two heads, because I know you never change your brush when you should.
13. And finally, this Nixon Corporal SS Watch, because black never, ever goes out of style.
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