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Tyrion and Jaime’s relationship is quite profound given how dysfunctional their family is. And yet they still can’t talk about that one little thing…
Tyrion, he can’t be your champion, especially against Gregor. "One hand, remember?"
Oh hai Gregor Clegane a.k.a. The Mountain Who Rides a.k.a. Why Are You The Third Actor to Play This Small But Important Character
Ah, with the mention of one Clegane, we get my favorite Clegane.
Ironically enough, the attack on the old man’s house looks like something Gregor would do.
I would watch and love an entire episode just on Arya and Sandor roaming the Riverlands meeting/killing people.
GODDAMMIT BITER.
Whoa, did he just break Biter in a fatal Bane-Batman situation?
Hi, Rorge. Bye, Rorge.
STOP. LOCKING. AWAY. YOUR. DIREWOLVES.
Tyrion understands why Bronn has left his side. They even ended on honest terms. But it doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt when he’s left his side, too.
Bronn: “When have you ever risked your life for me?” Ah, there’s the rub — the inherent inequality of sellsword-nobility relationships.
Speaking of sellsword-nobility relationships, at first I wasn’t a fan of the new Daario. The old one was perfectly ridiculous in the way Daario is supposed to be.
Having watched the latest season of Orphan Black, I’ve grown to appreciate the new Daario. This helps, too.
Then — for some reason *cough* THE PATRIARCHY *cough* — we cut to naked Melisandre talking to Shireen and providing useless character information that we already know.
Dany: “They can live in my new world, or they can die in their old one.”
Oh Jorah, he’s never gonna learn is he.
Why couldn’t have Arya heated a blade over the fire and cauterized Sandor’s wound that way? It’s not fire, just heat. I just want to help him, okay?!
It doesn’t make sense for him to have his shirt off in this scene, and I understand/like the choice. But the fangirl in me wishes we had just a quick shot of shirtlessness. (Sorry, not sorry.)
Sandor: “Shut up about it. Shut up about everything.”
Sandor: “You think you’re on your own.”
But then again:
HOT PIE!
I would also watch and love a Hot Pie cooking show on Westerosi Food Network.
It might just be the juxtaposition of the two road shows, but I’m kinda digging Brienne-Sandor. Is that weird?
What I love about Tyrion — and what kills me — is that even after everything EVERYTHING he can still be hurt hearing about how his father and sister feel about him.
Oberyn: “I’ve come to the perfect place. I want to bring those who have wronged me to justice.” No one puts Oberyn’s pursuit for justice in a corner.
Understandably angsty teen Sansa feels nostalgic and decides to make a Winterfell snowcastle in the snow, complete with twig to represent the godswood. Reminds me of another teen Northerner.
Robin’s a brat and deserves a slap, but a righteous “You ruined it.” from an angsty teen doesn’t help matters.
Littlefinger is so gross and grimy, I can’t help but scowl when I see him. And that kiss — BLEGH.
I’m happy to see Lysa fly, but let’s be real her dress is fabulous.
NEXT EPISODE:
Theon! Trial by combat! Tears!
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