Kourtney Kardashian Just Shared A Pic Of Travis Barker's Blood In A Vial, And Honestly, My Boyfriend Needs To Step It Up

    Move over, Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox.

    Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker are dating.

    And so, when the Blink-182 drummer posted a picture of his blood in a vial on Instagram, Kourtney did what any reasonable partner would.

    A screenshot of Travis Barker's Instagram Story, which contains a picture of a vial of his blood

    She re-shared the pic, and added a black heart emoji.

    A screenshot of Travis Barker's Instagram Story posted to Kourtney Kardashian's Instagram story, which contains a picture of a vial of his blood and a black heart emoji

    According to Page Six, the couple have been "spotted" at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles "numerous times over the past month," so I really pray this is not something serious and is, instead, just a goth-y expression of love.

    Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker are seen at Nobu restaurant on March 20, 2021 in Malibu, California

    You know, like when Megan Fox gave Machine Gun Kelly a necklace with her blood in it?

    Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly attend the 2021 iHeartRadio Music Awards at The Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles, California, which was broadcast live on FOX on May 27, 2021

    Or like when Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton wore vials of each other's blood as necklaces?

    Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina Jolie on set of the 1999 film "Pushing Tin"

    Until Kourtney and Travis speak out publicly, there's no way to know what is going on.

    And so, here's to them! I wish them the best, with all their punk rock love.