5.
I don't need this bullshit I have a lunchable at home
6.
*approaches hot blonde at supermarket* "Excuse me but has anyone ever told you that you're blocking the fucking Lunchables?"
8.
Who the fuck can't finish a Capri Sun?
9.
How has the guy who makes Capri Sun straw openings not been up for a job performance review?
10.
When the Capri Sun straw breaks and you didn't even pierce the pouch.
12.
[A Dad about to give the birds & the bees talk] "Son, when-" *Watches son try to poke a Capri Sun for 35 minutes* "Know what, we're good"
14.
When are the pop tarts, as a species, going to figure out that everyone is going to kill them
15.
Indie-Tarts: the nuanced alternative to Pop-Tarts.
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