Tasty·Posted on Jun 26, 201714 Cakes That Will Make You Say, "I Didn't Realize How Horrifying Giving Birth Was Until I Saw That Buttercream Labia"Birthing cakes are the new gender-reveal cakes.by Mariah OxleyBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail You may be familiar with gender-reveal cakes, the latest millennial trend... View this photo on Instagram ...where expectant parents cut into a cake to find out the gender of their unborn child. View this photo on Instagram But gender-reveal cakes are OVER. Done. Finito. Buried by the sands of time. Crushed beneath the ever-rolling wheel of capitalism. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 1. And in their place, rising like a phoenix from the gender-reveal ashes, comes BIRTHING CAKES. View this photo on Instagram 2. Because nothing says "baby shower!" like an infant falling out of a Dalí-esque vajeen. View this photo on Instagram 3. These cakes are a celebration of the horror to come. View this photo on Instagram 4. Note: This cake is pooping. View this photo on Instagram 5. How I'm supposed to breath with no air? No aiiiir! View this photo on Instagram 6. Hello from the other side. View this photo on Instagram 7. Just like Darth Vader clawing his way out from the lava. View this photo on Instagram 8. Let my body do the work, work, work! View this photo on Instagram 9. This devious baby is biding his time. View this photo on Instagram 10. All eyes on me when I walk in, no question that this girl's a 10. View this photo on Instagram 11. Hop out my uber like wassup. View this photo on Instagram 12. TFW when your husband is totally unhelpful but you're welcoming life into this world and lookin' good. View this photo on Instagram 13. Weezy F, baby. And the F is for fetus. View this photo on Instagram 14. Hey wassup hello. View this photo on Instagram