1. Pope on the outside, Lucifer rabbit on the inside? Via Yababoon.com I’m confused, what’s the message here? 2. We understand what Easter is really about. But WAS THIS NECESSARY? A Jesus Peep nailed to the chocolate cross? Eh, I think I’ll pass! Via blog.cookingchanneltv.com What’s with his left leg anyways? 3. Don’t miss out on the new season of The Hopping Dead this Easter! Via thinkgeek.com No, seriously, where did all the cute innocent chocolates go? 4. Instead of a basket, this year Timmy’s mom got him a coffin with a three foot rabbit. Via egotvonline.com 5. Not sure if Dora is in a tanning bed or just coming to TAKE YOUR SOUL. Via memebase.cheezburger.com Who cares? Let’s think of more ways to traumatize our kids this Easter! 6. Didn’t these bunnies in the chocolate aisle raise any questions? Via sketchybunnies.com Do we feed them or eat them? 7. Lil’ Crispy can be found at the clearance section. Via bunchfamily.ca Factory accident? 8. Someone took “Having the body of Christ” a little too literally… Via joybucket.blogspot.com Are you really going to suck on Jesus? 9. I’m starting to think this is chocolate profiling. Via flickr.com 10. And Da Dude’s girlfriend makes it all even better! “Bling! Bling! Candy Jewelry Inside,” ladies! Via flickr.com A lot of concerning issues going on here. And I’m not just talking about the dimensions of her right foot… 11. The weirdest stuff can also be found at your own house. Those are some magnificent hyper-realistic carrots. Via craftfail.com Did you really think that adding the orange sprinkles would fix this mess? 12. This is exactly what happens when you drink too much with the chick in the oven. Via pinterestfail.com Easter candy is almost here! Kids, have your baskets ready! Via funnywtf.com Getting free candy never felt so wrong.