4.
Or, if you're fancy, a portable shower.
This guy clearly knows what he's doing.
5.
Portable phone charger.
Because your phone will die.
(They're also super cute)
14.
Prepare to lose phone service.
...And now for the fun stuff...
Hang out near the radio tents.
16.
Use the buddy system!
No one wants to be this guy.
A simple "excuse me" works!
But if that doesn't work, pretend you lost someone.
"Where are youuuuuuuuuu Ashley?!?!"
21.
Sometimes bands you like will play at the same time.
22.
If staying overnight, know where to put your tent!
Because if this happens...
23.
And finally: How to pee!
If you’re doing the pee pee dance, you’ve waited too long.
Know where the port-a-potties are.
Migrate to the back of the port-a-potty line!
Or, if you can, pay for VIP.