More Things I Thought About While Running Today

After an unwanted police escort during my run, here is my complete thought pattern during that 5.1 mile timeframe.

1. Ugh, why am i doing this.

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It's Sunday, I should be resting and watching TV. Nope. running. Like a maniac.

2. Oh wait, it is Sunday. Football.

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3. Stupid USC lost to really stupid Stanford.

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I hate Stanford as much as I...

4. Hate the Damn Giants.

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5. Only a mile in, brotha out of breath.

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(totally accurate representation of my body).

6. I really want a doughnut.

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7. (sings) can't get enough of Super Golden Crisp

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they don't make jingles like this anymore. Sad.

8. Squirrels Are Dangerous

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They could strategically take over the world, there are so many of them.

9. I need new shoes

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pretty close to accurate.

10. People who walk barefoot in public...

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the worst. Also, people who go in bathrooms barefoot. Yuck. to the max.

11. Speaking of Yuck

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Thought about the Philadelphia Eagles. or as I call them. Filthadelphia.

12. Cop Drive By

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It's early, but you got to be there to protect and serve, am I right.

13. George, George

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George of the jungle, watch out for that tree that hit you on yesterday's run.

14. Well, maybe he passed his destination

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How sweet, he's driving by a second time.

15. Oh the baseball field is close

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which reminds me of Field of Dreams. But seriously, how handsome was 1990's Kevin Costner.

16. Oh Shitake Mushrooms

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is he coming back again. And he slowed down. I'm about to be on the news. Keep going please, please.

17. I need to check my lineup

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18. Fourth time, a coincidence?

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I'll give you the courtesy wave. Maybe that will throw you off.

19. Know what sucks

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That I lack the black gene that allows me to be good at basketball and dancing.

20. I make myself laugh

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Me and Tim Meadows look a lot a like.

21. Oh my goodness. He's back. Be cool man

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just be relaxed. You've committed no crimes. Wait.

22. No way he knows that I

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Just kinda stopped at a stop sign yesterday and rolled through it. Does he?

22. Sixth times a charm

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Well, now you're just toying with me. Hands out. Oh Goodness, my leg itches but it might look like I'm reaching for a weapon. Be cool man. Be cool.

23. Not too far from home now

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Like 1.5 miles from home.

24. Okay he's back

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7th times a charm. He's glaring at me. This is motivation to run faster. not too much faster, I watch the news.

25. I wonder what's for breakfast today

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I am so hungry. Like why does running make you hungry.

26. I gave you 7 opportunities

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Seriously fuck you.

27. I ran fast

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bright side, ran a much faster mile.

28. Guess you want some more of this

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As I see him approach a ninth time, I stop running, and stare at him. Just like that until he was out of sight.

29. i laughed hard thinking about this, then found it online.

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30. Home. Totally me every time.

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