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33 Baby Hand Signs You Should Be Aware Of

After this 6 month old baby threw some threatening gang signs at me during lunch the other day, I decided to investigate what they meant. I know that they've created an elaborate series of hand signals. Here are 33 of the most troubling ones you should be worried about.

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33. The Knockout Punch

Looks innocent enough, but with all of that milk they drink, you could be in for a walloping. Counselors are standing by to take your call.
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Looks innocent enough, but with all of that milk they drink, you could be in for a walloping. Counselors are standing by to take your call.

32. The I Killed a Smurf and a Snork

That face screams innocent. But on one hand she killed a Smurf, and the other hand she killed an innocent Snork. You're next.
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That face screams innocent. But on one hand she killed a Smurf, and the other hand she killed an innocent Snork. You're next.

31. The Spotter

Very common in Daycare. This person is known as "The Spotter" and will signal how many adults are within the vicinity. In this case, there are 10.
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Very common in Daycare. This person is known as "The Spotter" and will signal how many adults are within the vicinity. In this case, there are 10.

30. The Pimp Hand

You really think they are sucking on their fingers? No. Getting enough drool on them so that the inevitable slap stings.
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You really think they are sucking on their fingers? No. Getting enough drool on them so that the inevitable slap stings.

29. The Skrillex

This hand signal means "I'm DJ'ing at the nearest daycare later today. Come check out my set." It is not a suggestion. Once invited, you must attend.
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This hand signal means "I'm DJ'ing at the nearest daycare later today. Come check out my set." It is not a suggestion. Once invited, you must attend.

28. The Side Wave

No, they aren't waving. This is the signal for "Bitch betta have my money."
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No, they aren't waving. This is the signal for "Bitch betta have my money."

27. The Downwards Trident

This means there are three kids in the area that needs to have their poopy diaper changed.
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This means there are three kids in the area that needs to have their poopy diaper changed.

26. The 16 in the clip and one in the hole

This baby is about to make some bodies turn cold. You'll be dropping and yelling, it's a tad bit late.
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This baby is about to make some bodies turn cold. You'll be dropping and yelling, it's a tad bit late.

25. The Two Finger and Fist Combo

This means I'm coming, and I'm bringing hell with me.
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This means I'm coming, and I'm bringing hell with me.

24. The Hip Hop Hooray

This is the equivalent of the Bye Felicia, which the kids tell me that this means bye bitch.
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This is the equivalent of the Bye Felicia, which the kids tell me that this means bye bitch.

23. The Wha'd you Say?

This is the look you will get after you say something the baby deems inappropriate, right before you get socked in the face.
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This is the look you will get after you say something the baby deems inappropriate, right before you get socked in the face.

22. The I See what You Tried to do

Oddly enough, it looks like Peek-a-Boo. It is not. It is the sign for you are embarrassing me, please stop you weird human.
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Oddly enough, it looks like Peek-a-Boo. It is not. It is the sign for you are embarrassing me, please stop you weird human.

21. The Don't Look Sneak

This hand sign means This Bitch. As in ,"can you believe what this bitch is doing?"
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This hand sign means This Bitch. As in ,"can you believe what this bitch is doing?"

20. The Windup

Looks like they are waiving hi, right? WRONG. Nope. Give it a second. The slap is coming.
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Looks like they are waiving hi, right? WRONG. Nope. Give it a second. The slap is coming.

19. The Hey, Look over there.

This move can only be executed by cute babies. You almost don't even notice the fist. Just the big eyes, and the point. You won't even see the fist coming.
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This move can only be executed by cute babies. You almost don't even notice the fist. Just the big eyes, and the point. You won't even see the fist coming.

18. The Scalper

Like those weird dudes selling stuff at concerts or sports games. This gesture lets other babies know how many jars of top shelf baby food he has for sale.Notice how close he keeps his hand to his chest.
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Like those weird dudes selling stuff at concerts or sports games. This gesture lets other babies know how many jars of top shelf baby food he has for sale.

Notice how close he keeps his hand to his chest.

17. The Classy Move

So subtle you almost miss it. Pinky finger out on the right hand means I am classy, but give me a bib to catch all this drool.
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So subtle you almost miss it. Pinky finger out on the right hand means I am classy, but give me a bib to catch all this drool.

16. The Say What one more time

Looks sweet and innocent biting their finger. Nope. Say what one more time and see what happens. You won't like the outcome.
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Looks sweet and innocent biting their finger. Nope. Say what one more time and see what happens. You won't like the outcome.

15. The Oh No You Didn't

Usually seen after a game of peek-a-boo or when you take a babies nose. Hiding in plain sight? Taking what doesn't belong to you? Yeah, sorry. This is the end for you.
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Usually seen after a game of peek-a-boo or when you take a babies nose. Hiding in plain sight? Taking what doesn't belong to you? Yeah, sorry. This is the end for you.

14. The Wu

Well, your baby is cooler than you. They have already been accepted to Wu-Tang University.
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Well, your baby is cooler than you. They have already been accepted to Wu-Tang University.

13. The Bear

Looks sweet and innocent. Really it's a countdown until you get mauled like a salmon.
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Looks sweet and innocent. Really it's a countdown until you get mauled like a salmon.

12. The Dr. Evil

When your baby gives this look, know that they are plotting to take over the world. For one MILLION DOLLARS. Congrats, you're raising an evil genius.
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When your baby gives this look, know that they are plotting to take over the world. For one MILLION DOLLARS. Congrats, you're raising an evil genius.

11. The Don't Talk, Just Listen

When you see this, the baby is too busy being fabulous and you should not disturb them. Safety measures are in place. (See Right Fist).
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When you see this, the baby is too busy being fabulous and you should not disturb them. Safety measures are in place. (See Right Fist).

10. The All Eyez on Me

You can either look at me, or I can scream until I get my way. What's it going to be?
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You can either look at me, or I can scream until I get my way. What's it going to be?

9. The Thumbs

Thumbs up usually means all is good. In this case, no. This is the green-light for all babies to unite and scream in unison.
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Thumbs up usually means all is good. In this case, no. This is the green-light for all babies to unite and scream in unison.

8. The Party Hard

Good luck sleeping tonight. This baby will be awake all hours of the night, getting milk drunk and crying.
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Good luck sleeping tonight. This baby will be awake all hours of the night, getting milk drunk and crying.

7. The Four

This one is trick. It can mean I have four ways to cry or you have four seconds to get on up outta my face. It's like a choose your own adventure book, but for babies.
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This one is trick. It can mean I have four ways to cry or you have four seconds to get on up outta my face. It's like a choose your own adventure book, but for babies.

6. The Dub

This is the common symbol for west side is the best side.
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This is the common symbol for west side is the best side.

5. The Too Shocking For Words

Yeah whatever they witnessed, it's too shocking to even cry about.
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Yeah whatever they witnessed, it's too shocking to even cry about.

4.The That's The Way

uh-huh, uh-huh, I like it.
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uh-huh, uh-huh, I like it.

3. The Really Bitch

You've pissed this baby off. Whatever you're doing, stop.
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You've pissed this baby off. Whatever you're doing, stop.

2. The Thinking

This sign means they are thinking of a number between one, and go f-ck yourself.
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This sign means they are thinking of a number between one, and go f-ck yourself.

1. The S'Matter Wit U

Yeah this one needs no explanation.
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Yeah this one needs no explanation.

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