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JDate's Special Haggadah For Jews Seeking Jews

The Jewish dating site guarantees this amended Haggadah — the Jewish text that tells the story of Passover — will make your Seder "the talk of the town through the end of 5773." Check it out...before you toss your Chametz!

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JDate has released its very own Haggadah for Jews on the prowl.

Via http://MemberServices@mail.jdate.com

In addition to the usual Seder subjects, the JDate Haggadah eBook offers a number of special features, including compatibility with your smartphone or tablet.

Are you a sucker for bad boys? Check out the Pharaoh's JDate profile.

Maybe you're more into the God-seeking mensches. In that case, Moses might be more your speed.

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Baby-snatchers are hot, right? Take PharaohzLittleGirl out for ride down the Nile.

The 28-pager also takes some interesting liberties with the original text. Case in point: a modern take on the "Ten Plagues"

The actual "Ten Plagues" bestowed upon the Egyptians (as per the original Haggadah)

JDate's "First World Problems" version of the Ten Plagues:

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It even gives the ladies of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills a holy shout-out.

Although we're not sure if any of them are Jewish...
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Although we're not sure if any of them are Jewish...

In case you're at a loss, JDate even offers some unconventional prize ideas for finding the Afikomen (a piece of matzah hidden during the Seder and then hunted down, scavenger hunt style)

1. Money2. Alcohol3. a JDate membership (if single and over the age of 18)
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1. Money

2. Alcohol

3. a JDate membership (if single and over the age of 18)

If you find yourself next to a single Jewish cutie, maybe this will break the ice. Happy Passover!

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