Drunks Do the Darndest Things

Ah, drunkenness: the guaranteed means to a good time…and the fastest track to hilarity we’ve ever seen. The inebriated folks below are no exception, and now their drunken antics are public knowledge (thanks, YouTube!). Take them as a cautionary tale.

Limbo this guy takes his favorite cheesy party game to the streets

Fast-forward to the end to see the cops show up…yippee! We have to say, though, this guy’s balance is pretty impressive. Some of us can barely do that sober. Also, he should consider auditioning as an extra for the Walking Dead. You never know where this talent may take you.

What happens when you mix beers, boats, and momentum ?

Watch the beginning for yipskidaleedoo awesomeness…you’ll be saying it as much as we are. The vertical video bothers us too, don’t worry. Fret not, the guy turned out okay, albeit embarrassed.

Public drunkenness + airport = buene. Admirable effort, though.

Given his state of intoxication, we’re surprised he made it that long. Also, he may want to consider investing in a belt, just sayin’. Props to the bystanders, though. If only our friends were that nice.

Motercycle 1, drunk boy 0. Next time you try to pick up a girl, try not to fail THIS hard.

Like the guy above, this one may want to consider a belt as well. Also, this is the only time that drinking and driving has ever ended so well. Side note–notice how the girl does not give a shit. Lesson learned for all of us: don’t try to impress girls while drunk. It doesn’t work.

Significantly less hot than she apparently thought it was, but we agree with her on the hilarity scale. Also, the bouncer is totally judging her. As is everyone else.

Next time you go out on a bender, try not to wind up on Buzzfeed like these guys (and girl). We will make fun of you. You’ve been warned.