1. I only wear like five shirts out of a zillion. I'm going to get rid of SO many clothes
2. Why do I even own this many clothes??
3. If I get rid of everything I don't wear...my closet is going to look empty
4. That's definitely going to depress me
5. UGH never mind, I digress...
6. I can only assume 80% of this DOESN'T fit my fat ass
7. I'll try these jeans on for kicks
8. *wiggle wiggle jump jump*
9. They made it to my knees
10. FUCK I GOT FAT
11. I need to reevaluate my life
12. And go on a diet
13. I better keep these for a "goal pant size" for when I lose all this weight
14. Half of these clothes aren't even mine
15. Meh…finders keepers, my friends totally don't miss this stuff
16. What is this? Why do I have a shirt from High school?
17. I literally have moved 3 times and I packed this fucking shirt from High school THREE times?
18. OMG this is how hoarding begins
19. I clearly have an emotional attachment to my clothes
20. No, I'm definitely not a hoarder, I'll keep going
21. Ew why did I BUY this??
22. Actually, this hideous stuff is coming back in style...
23. I'll hop on Pinterest and find a way to pull this off!
24. Actually I'll try something now
25. NOPE, this looks like I have no mental ability to dress myself
26. Definitely need to Pinterest this later, moving on...
27. Shit, ex boyfriends shirt
28. FEELING ALL THE FEELS
29.It's only rational that I burn this shit to an ash
30. Why do I have so many workout clothes?I don't even work out
31. But, I am going to lose all that weight, so I'm absolutely going to need these
32. OMG I've been looking for this shirt forever!
33. Obviously, the only reason I haven't worn it is because it's been hiding in the deep hollows of this closet
34. Keeping it
35. This is harder than I thought
36. I have gotten rid of nothing
37. I'll move on to shoes for a bit to clear my mind
38. I own 16 pairs of heels? I don't even wear heels
39. But sometimes they are necessary
40. Ok, I can get rid of these red ones, they kill my feet
41. I think I just broke my ankle
42. Wait, what are these dress pants?
43. I'll need these red shoes if I ever want to wear these dress pants
45. Maybe I don't have too many clothes, maybe I just need a bigger closet
46. Or I'm a clothes hoarder
47. Why do I only have one shitten' shoe of both of these boots?
48. The other one HAS TO be SOMEWHERE
49. They'll go in the maybe pile
50.IDEA! I'll put the clothes that I don't like that much in a bin and store it!
51. Wait…I already did that
52. I should probably go see what's in there…
53. WHY WOULD I PUT THIS AWESOME SKIRT IN HERE?
54. Definitely going back in my closet
55. Ok, definitely getting nowhere…better idea
56. Put all the clothes I'm too much of a lardass for in one pile
57. Andddd... half of my closet are gone now. UGH
58. Oh look, it's my "fat pants"
59. WTF I FIT IN MY "FAT PANTS"
60. I'm getting a gym membership literally...like RIGHT NOW
61. I think I'm depressed. This is definitely how depression starts
62. Dear. GOD. This sweatshirt looks like a hobo rolled around in it
63. It is SOOO COMFY! OMG I can absolutely not get rid of something this comfortable
64. Well, I can get rid of this sweater, it has a little tear
65. That's ridiculous, I can totally sew this little thing back up
66. Wait, I don't own any sewing stuff…
67. ALRIGHT, ONE SHIRT IS GONE!
68. Why do I have this many leggings? I could clothe a village with all of these leggings
69. Pretty sure it's some sort of sin to get rid of leggings. KEEP
70. I'm tired, I honestly did a lot today
71. I just need to buy new clothes and when I do that I'll get rid of some stuff