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Which UCSC College Are You?

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  1. What do you do for fun?

    Show off my Melee skills
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    Show off my Melee skills
    Hang out at the Cantu
    Via resourcecenters.ucsc.edu
    Hang out at the Cantu
    Play flag football
    Via austinssc.com
    Play flag football
    Protest the latest injustice
    Via oneutah.org
    Protest the latest injustice
    Play beer pong
    Via fmhowto.com
    Play beer pong
  2. What Santa Cruz animal are you?

  3. What's your major?

    Computer Science
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    Computer Science
    Via aid-n.com
    Undeclared
    Via fresnostate.edu
    Undeclared
    Linguistics
    Via upf.edu
    Linguistics
    Via upf.edu
    Gender Studies
    Via wp.stolaf.edu
    Gender Studies
    Psychology
    Via slu.edu
    Psychology
    Via slu.edu
    Engineering
    Via rossengineers.com
    Engineering
  4. What are you doing during the Naked Run?

    Getting food at late night
    Via collegeten.ucsc.edu
    Getting food at late night
    Attempting to catch up
    Via psychologytoday.com
    Attempting to catch up
    Naked what?
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    Naked what?
    Naked drum circle
    Via unityinmarin.org
    Naked drum circle
    Leading the charge
    Via wordpress.com
    Leading the charge
    Sleeping
    Via ubrn.org
    Sleeping
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    Already in the pool
    Via destateparks.com
    Already in the pool
  5. Which Writing 2 class would you take?

    Leisure, Labor, and Slacking
    Via stmarycanons.org
    Leisure, Labor, and Slacking
    Poetry, Prose, and Film by American Indian Artists
    Via pentagist.com
    Poetry, Prose, and Film by American Indian Artists
    Big History
    Via cambridge.org
    Big History
    Sites of Conflict, Reflections of Justice
    Via cx.aos.ask.com
    Sites of Conflict, Reflections of Justice
    Writing Sexuality in the Digital Age
    Via wordpress.com
    Writing Sexuality in the Digital Age
    Health, Drugs, Life, Death
    Via home.sandiego.edu
    Health, Drugs, Life, Death
    A History of “Cool”
    Via betanews.com
    A History of “Cool”
    Myths, Fairy Tales, and Legends
    Via fragrantica.com
    Myths, Fairy Tales, and Legends
  6. Where do you hang out?

  7. Where do you go when you're downtown?

  8. What's your favorite band/artist?

  9. Pick your poison

  10. What's your favorite TV show?

    Breaking Bad
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    Breaking Bad
    Sunday Night Football
    Via upload.wikimedia.org
    Sunday Night Football
    Law and Order
    Via stagebuddy.com
    Law and Order
    Keeping Up with the Kardashians
    Via eonline.com
    Keeping Up with the Kardashians
    Avatar: The Last Airbender
    Via thelatestpull.com
    Avatar: The Last Airbender
    Orange is the New Black
    Via a.abcnews.go.com
    Orange is the New Black
    Game of Thrones
    Via img.csfd.cz
    Game of Thrones

Which UCSC College Are You?

You got: Cowell

You are the jock college. The only reason you're at UCSC instead of a real sports school is because you couldn't get into any, but you're determined to recreate the experience anyway by going to the gym as often as possible and joining whatever division 3 sport you can find.

Cowell
housing.ucsc.edu
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You got: Stevenson

You are the classic khaki frat college. You're probably going into law, or business, just like your parents (who paid for you to go here). Hidden in the woods behind Cowell, it's questionable whether you actually exist at all.

Stevenson
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You got: Crown

You are a nerd. You rarely socialize, and if you do, it's to compete in online video games and yell at people over the internet. Every other waking moment (because you don't sleep) is spent studying for your four upper div computer engineering classes. You also think this makes you superior to everyone else. It doesn't.

Crown
crown.ucsc.edu
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You got: Merrill

You are the outcast college. You didn't fit in anywhere else, so the school pushed you into the woods with all the other nobodies. Don't think it will be interesting, though, because here at Sterile Merrill, literally nothing happens ever.

Merrill
ucsc.edu
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You got: Porter

You are either gay, high, or both. There's about a 30% chance you have colored hair, and you're probably working on your performance art piece/interpretive dance. You lounge around on the Squiggle way too often, despite how many people you know who've had sex on it. 420 blaze it.

Porter
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You got: Kresge

You are a barefoot hippie who has probably tripped out on shrooms several times this quarter. You are the hardcore version of Porter, with an emphasis on social justice, hard drugs, and white person dreads.

Kresge
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You got: Oakes

You care a lot about your college, because nobody else will. You're actually really hard to pin down because of how ridiculously isolated you are from everything else on campus. Seriously, do you even exist? At least you're kind of pretty, if anyone bothers to stop by.

Oakes
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You got: Eight

You are a retirement home for people who peaked in high school. You are a jock, like Cowell, but without the skill or self-awareness to make it onto a team. Instead you kick a soccer ball around and pretend to be cool like you thought you were back home.

Eight
conferenceservices.ucsc.edu
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You got: Nine/Ten

You are virtually indistinguishable twins. You pride yourself on being into other cultures and countries, but are really just a bunch of Asians. Despite your "international" appearance, you still manage to eat the same boring Americanized food every meal of every day.

Nine/Ten
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