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    What NYC Apartment Listings Say Vs. What They Actually Mean

    You better like cooking in your bathroom.

    What it says: Very spacious!

    What it means: It was previously a walk in closet!

    What it says: Lots of character!

    What it means: Lots of characters...in the building.

    What it says: Pre-war!

    What it means: It hasn't been renovated for centuries! Hope you enjoy using a chamber pot!

    What it says: Just renovated!

    What it means: Currently being renovated! Hope you enjoy falling asleep to the sweet, sweet lullaby of constant construction!

    What it says: Perfect for cats!

    What it means: Please help us with our mice problem!!

    What it says: VERY unique.

    What it means: I hope you enjoy showering in your bedroom and cooking in your bathroom!

    What it says: Perfect for a couple!

    What it means: Perfect for toy people!

    What it says: Very cute!

    What it means: Seriously, it's actually the size of a doll house.

    What it says: On a very quiet, cute little street!

    What it means: It's a ghost town. Like, literally. As in a cemetery.

    What it says: Call NOW!

    What it means: Aaaaahhh, too bad, it's already taken. That actually was a perfect, non doll-sized apartment. Womp womp. Enjoy your apartment search! GOOD LUCK, you brave, strong, valiant soul.