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What NYC Apartment Listings Say Vs. What They Actually Mean
What it means: It was previously a walk in closet!
What it says: Lots of character!
What it means: Lots of characters...in the building.
What it says: Pre-war!
What it means: It hasn't been renovated for centuries! Hope you enjoy using a chamber pot!
What it says: Just renovated!
What it means: Currently being renovated! Hope you enjoy falling asleep to the sweet, sweet lullaby of constant construction!
What it says: Perfect for cats!
What it means: Please help us with our mice problem!!
What it says: VERY unique.
What it means: I hope you enjoy showering in your bedroom and cooking in your bathroom!
What it says: Perfect for a couple!
What it means: Perfect for toy people!
What it says: Very cute!
What it means: Seriously, it's actually the size of a doll house.
What it says: On a very quiet, cute little street!
What it means: It's a ghost town. Like, literally. As in a cemetery.
What it says: Call NOW!
What it means: Aaaaahhh, too bad, it's already taken. That actually was a perfect, non doll-sized apartment. Womp womp. Enjoy your apartment search! GOOD LUCK, you brave, strong, valiant soul.