10 Things That Are Probably Stuck In Guy Fieri's Goatee

Gotta put the keys to the Camaro somewhere.

1. BBQ Sauce

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One of many potential condiments swimming around in there, but it most likely triumphs over ketchup, mustard, and the blood of sacrificial restaurant customers.

2. Flour Tortillas

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Jesus may or may not be present as well.

3. Meat(s)

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Raw, cooked, cured, smoked--his facial hair is like the butchery for Noah's Arc.

4. A Copy of Roahl Dahl's The Twits

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"Mr Twit didn't even bother to open his mouth wide when he ate. As a result (and because he never washed) there were always hundreds of bits of old breakfasts and lunches and suppers sticking to the hairs around his face."

So meta.

5. Flavortown Frozen Foods

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Always important to market your own brand.

6. Answers to Malaysia Flight 370

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That's why his goatee is so big, it's full of secrets.

7. Cheese

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srsly tho.

8. Anthony Bourdain's Faith in Culinary Television Programming

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Guy's goatee has noooooo reservations.

9. Garlic

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Strictly for vampire precaution and combatting an enlarged prostate.

10. This Kitten

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"In the goatee of the angel
fly away from here"