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21 Products That Will Do The Talking For You

Talk to the products (because the face just doesn't want to hear it).

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1. A tote with a small request.

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Get it from Shop BuzzFeed for $25.

2. A mug with an oh-so-sincere apology.

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Get it from Urban Outfitters for $8.

3. A scrolling LED light badge that'll make all your introductions for you.

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You program the message using your phone.

Get it from Think Geek for $29.99.

4. A muscle tee that'll let everyone know your current relationship status.

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Get it from Shop BuzzFeed for $30.

5. A miniature cinema marquee light you can change the letters on whenever the mood strikes you.

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Get it from Urban Outfitters for $59.

6. A very blunt pair of slip-on sneakers.

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Get them from Bucketfeet for $74.

7. A pin to wear the next time you're reading in a coffee shop.

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Get it from Literary Emporium on Etsy for $10.42.

8. Socks that'll help you tell the world what your favorite kind of vegetable is.

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Get them from Twisted Twee on Etsy for $20.83.

9. A tee with a casual (floral) reminder.

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Get it from Shop BuzzFeed for $30.

10. A can koozie printed with a pretty legit wish (when it comes to some people).

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Many people.

Get it from Michelle Brusegaard on Etsy for $3.

11. A message board that'll act as your own personal butler.

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Get it from PBteen for $15.99.

12. A travel cup to sip from in the direction of somebody cute on the train.

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Get it from Anthropologie for $20.

13. A print that knows your taste in food.

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Get it from Yardsale Press on Etsy for $15.

14. A cup to brandish when someone asks you why you're so dressed up.

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Get it from H&M for $7.99.

15. A tee to wear on Monday mornings.

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Get it from Urban Outfitters for $19.99.

16. A decanter set that will prevent people from asking, "Can I have some?"

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Get them from Fab for $88.

17. A tee with a breaking news report.

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Get it from MXL Outfitters on Etsy for $22.

18. A banner to inform your guests of the rules of the house.

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Get it from Belles and Ghosts on Etsy for $25.

19. A mug to help you duck (or should I say, "swim") out of plans.

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Get it from Human for $15.20.

20. A tote to let everyone you pass know that you are (sadly) not living your dream.

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Get it from Fable & Black on Etsy for $12.43.

21. And a doormat that says it all.

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Get it from Amazon for $19.95.

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