26 Songs From Kids TV Shows That You Hope You'll Never Hear Again

    From "This is somewhat catchy!" to "OMG please make it stop!"

    Mallory McInnis (she/her)
    by Mallory McInnis (she/her)

    BuzzFeed Staff

    26. "Blue Ribbon Bunny" from Sofia the First

    Disney

    This is a legitimately fun song, but it's also an earworm: an earworm that will burrow into your brain and have you singing like Clover for hours.

    25. "Line Up" from Bubble Guppies

    Nickelodeon

    Annoying? Yes. But whoever wrote this should win an award for how ridiculously catchy it is.

    24. The theme song from The Hive

    Disney

    Buzz buzz buzzing into your skull.

    23. The theme song from Ni Hao, Kai-Lan

    Nickelodeon

    Kai-Lan > Dora, but the theme song... not so much.

    22. "Yo Ho Mateys Away" from Jake and the Never Land Pirates

    Disney

    Yo ho let's go....away from the TV screen so we don't have to listen to this.

    21. The theme song from Gaspard and Lisa

    Disney

    A song about Parisian dogs sung by someone with a strangely muddled accent--yeah, it doesn't make a lot of sense.

    20. The theme song from Sheriff Callie's Wild West

    Disney

    Yipee-yi-o-ki-NAY.

    19. "The Noodle Dance" from PB&J Otter

    Disney
    Disney

    Eventually you start to wish that PB and J Otter would never encounter any problems--if only so they wouldn't have to do the Noodle Dance to solve them.

    18. The theme song from PAW Patrol

    Nickelodeon

    This one attacks the ol' ear canal like a jackhammer.

    17. "You Can Count On Me" from Peg + Cat

    PBS

    A nice sentiment, but not one that's particularly enjoyable to listen to.

    16. "We Work Together" from Handy Manny

    Disney

    ♫We can fix it right!♫ = Yeah, if "right" means never being able to stop humming this tune.

    15. "I'm Not Ready To Be A Princess" from Sofia the First

    Disney
    Disney

    Everyone *is* ready for this dud of a Sofia song to be over.

    14. The theme song to Team Umizoomi

    Nickelodeon

    This song really isn't saving the day, Team. Nope, not at all.

    13. The theme song from Super Why

    PBS

    This one is grating because it's so dated sounding: It's hard to believe it was written for a show created in 2007.

    12. The theme song from Henry Hugglemonster

    Disney

    Not huggletastic.

    11. The theme song from Little Einsteins

    Disney
    Disney

    They're not geniuses when it comes to composing a theme song that doesn't make you want to wear earplugs.

    10. "Time For Your Check-Up" from Doc McStuffins

    Disney

    Diagnosis = annoyed.

    9. "I Feel Better" from Doc McStuffins

    Disney

    But *we* don't, tbh.

    8. The theme song from Imagination Movers

    Disney
    Disney

    Dave, Rich, Smitty, and Scott: please move this song out of my head as soon as possible. Thanks.

    7. The theme song from Jungle Junction

    Disney

    Don't make us go to Jungle Junction.

    6. "Three Special Steps" from Special Agent Oso

    Disney

    Three special steps to losing your damn mind.

    5. "Hot Dog!" from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

    Disney

    No.

    That's all that needs to be said.

    4. "Mousekedoer" from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

    Disney

    Again: no.

    3. "I'm the Map" from Dora the Explorer

    Nickelodeon

    He should be ashamed of his signature song. ASHAMED.

    2. The theme song from Chuggington

    Disney

    Riding the rails straight to musical hell.

    1. The theme song from Caillou

    PBS

    From the theme song to the closing credits, this is quite literally the most annoying show on the face of this great earth. Case closed.