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21 Amazing Products Everyone Who Hates Everyone Needs To Own

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1. A giant bear body pillow for those times when you actually want to cuddle.

He's a little bit scary, but very snuggly. And — best of all — he doesn't talk!

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2. A tee that understands your personal hell.

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3. A coffee mug for when you're exhausted from dealing with literally everyone.


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4. A badge to wear whenever you're in the middle of a good book.


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5. A hat embroidered with one simple request.

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6. A pillow for anyone who prefers the company of canines.

🐶 > 👱

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7. A pair of gloves that will do all your talking for you.

Talk to the hand. Literally.

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8. The perfect shirt for anyone who idolizes Larry David.

"I don't know him well enough for a stop and chat!"

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9. A laptop sticker to help you avoid small talk when you're working in a coffee shop.

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10. A bottle opener made for drinking alone.

Pop some tops and then hang it on your door. These brews are just for you.

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11. A set of prints featuring famous recluses.

Thomas Pynchon, Emily Dickinson, and J.D. Salinger = #LifeGoals

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12. A bracelet stamped with your *true* name.

The name is Thrope. Miss Ann Thrope.

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13. Wrapping paper to use when someone forces you to go to a party.

"I told you I didn't want to go!"

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14. A scarf to scare chatty folks away.

Just point to it whenever someone tries to start up a conversation.

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15. An adorable brooch to communicate how anti-social you are.

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16. A tee for anyone who knows that one doesn't have to be the ~loneliest number~.

17. A custom-print onesie with a hood that zips alllllllllllllllll the way up.

I can't see you!

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18. An ostrich pillow that lets you hide your head in the "sand."


"Ludo isn't here."

"But I can see you..."

"No you can't."

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19. The perfect escape pod.

"By creating an enclosed space HUSH provides a personal retreat, a luxurious escape into a dark, hushed, natural space in the midst of a busy hotel, airport, office or library."

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20. A pin that is best accessorized with an eye-roll or two.

Or five. Or sixty.

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