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21 Amazing Products Everyone Who Hates Everyone Needs To Own

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1. A giant bear body pillow for those times when you actually want to cuddle.

2. A tee that understands your personal hell.

3. A coffee mug for when you're exhausted from dealing with literally everyone.

4. A badge to wear whenever you're in the middle of a good book.

5. A hat embroidered with one simple request.

6. A pillow for anyone who prefers the company of canines.

7. A pair of gloves that will do all your talking for you.

8. The perfect shirt for anyone who idolizes Larry David.

9. A laptop sticker to help you avoid small talk when you're working in a coffee shop.

10. A bottle opener made for drinking alone.

Pop some tops and then hang it on your door. These brews are just for you.

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11. A set of prints featuring famous recluses.

12. A bracelet stamped with your *true* name.

13. Wrapping paper to use when someone forces you to go to a party.

14. A scarf to scare chatty folks away.

15. An adorable brooch to communicate how anti-social you are.

16. A tee for anyone who knows that one doesn't have to be the ~loneliest number~.

17. A custom-print onesie with a hood that zips alllllllllllllllll the way up.

I can't see you!

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18. An ostrich pillow that lets you hide your head in the "sand."

19. The perfect escape pod.

20. A pin that is best accessorized with an eye-roll or two.

Bye forever.

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