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1. A giant bear body pillow for those times when you actually want to cuddle.
2. A tee that understands your personal hell.
3. A coffee mug for when you're exhausted from dealing with literally everyone.
4. A badge to wear whenever you're in the middle of a good book.
5. A hat embroidered with one simple request.
6. A pillow for anyone who prefers the company of canines.
7. A pair of gloves that will do all your talking for you.
8. The perfect shirt for anyone who idolizes Larry David.
9. A laptop sticker to help you avoid small talk when you're working in a coffee shop.
10. A bottle opener made for drinking alone.
Pop some tops and then hang it on your door. These brews are just for you.
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11. A set of prints featuring famous recluses.
12. A bracelet stamped with your *true* name.
13. Wrapping paper to use when someone forces you to go to a party.
14. A scarf to scare chatty folks away.
15. An adorable brooch to communicate how anti-social you are.
16. A tee for anyone who knows that one doesn't have to be the ~loneliest number~.
17. A custom-print onesie with a hood that zips alllllllllllllllll the way up.
I can't see you!
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