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1. A giant bear body pillow for those times when you actually want to cuddle.
plowhearth.com
He's a little bit scary, but very snuggly. And — best of all — he doesn't talk!
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3. A coffee mug for when you're exhausted from dealing with literally everyone.
6. A pillow for anyone who prefers the company of canines.
society6.com
🐶 > 👱
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7. A pair of gloves that will do all your talking for you.
8. The perfect shirt for anyone who idolizes Larry David.
9. A laptop sticker to help you avoid small talk when you're working in a coffee shop.
society6.com
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10. A bottle opener made for drinking alone.
Pop some tops and then hang it on your door. These brews are just for you.
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11. A set of prints featuring famous recluses.
12. A bracelet stamped with your *true* name.
13. Wrapping paper to use when someone forces you to go to a party.
14. A scarf to scare chatty folks away.
fredandfriends.com
Just point to it whenever someone tries to start up a conversation.
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16. A tee for anyone who knows that one doesn't have to be the ~loneliest number~.
17. A custom-print onesie with a hood that zips alllllllllllllllll the way up.
I can't see you!
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18. An ostrich pillow that lets you hide your head in the "sand."
19. The perfect escape pod.
freyjasewell.co.uk
"By creating an enclosed space HUSH provides a personal retreat, a luxurious escape into a dark, hushed, natural space in the midst of a busy hotel, airport, office or library."
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20. A pin that is best accessorized with an eye-roll or two.
bigbudpress.com
Or five. Or sixty.
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MGM
Bye forever.
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