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1. A mug Rihanna would approve of.

lookhuman.com
🎵 Don't act like you forgot, I paint with splotch splotch splotch 🎵
Price: $14
3. A "Venus de Wino" bottle stopper.

francescas.com
Drink until you feel like you're missing *your* arms.
Price: $10
5. A mug that disrobes a variety of famous nudes when you fill it with a hot liquid.
philosophersguild.com
It just doesn't seem right to see Olympia *with* clothes on.
Price: $13.95
6. Socks that will give you Picass-toes.

chattyfeet.com
A gift for your feet when they're going through a blue period.
Price: $12
8. A Salvador Dalí watch (with a rotating mustache).

philosophersguild.com
Price: $42.95
9. And some fake facial hair to help you get that signature Dalí look.

mcphee.com
Soon you'll be looking sur-really good.
Price: $3.99
10. A clock that tells you the history of art as well as the time.

momastore.org
Let's get dinner at a quarter after Rothko.
Price: $48
11. A book of art history paper dolls.

chroniclebooks.com
Featuring Leonardo da Vinci, Henri Matisse, Jackson Pollock, and more.
Price: $12.95
14. A bumper sticker that's a call to action.

shop.walkerart.org
🎵 So baby think about giving me that toot toot 🎵 - R. Kelly's conceptual "Ignition" remix.
Price: $3
18. An impatient shirt.

cafepress.com
Is it time for the Renaissance yet?
Price: $22.95
20. A t-shirt that shows what a drunk Piet Mondrian's work would've looked like.

threadless.com
Don't drink and paint.
Price: $34