Mallory McInnis / BuzzFeed
1. A mug Rihanna would approve of.
lookhuman.com
🎵 Don't act like you forgot, I paint with splotch splotch splotch 🎵
Price: $14
2. A sweatshirt showcasing the master of the (painted) selfie.
3. A "Venus de Wino" bottle stopper.
francescas.com
Drink until you feel like you're missing *your* arms.
Price: $10
4. A Keith Haring figure with a hangover.
5. A mug that disrobes a variety of famous nudes when you fill it with a hot liquid.
philosophersguild.com
It just doesn't seem right to see Olympia *with* clothes on.
Price: $13.95
6. Socks that will give you Picass-toes.
chattyfeet.com
A gift for your feet when they're going through a blue period.
Price: $12
7. "The Creation of Adam" shot glasses.
8. A Salvador Dalí watch (with a rotating mustache).
philosophersguild.com
Price: $42.95
9. And some fake facial hair to help you get that signature Dalí look.
mcphee.com
Soon you'll be looking sur-really good.
Price: $3.99
10. A clock that tells you the history of art as well as the time.
momastore.org
Let's get dinner at a quarter after Rothko.
Price: $48
11. A book of art history paper dolls.
chroniclebooks.com
Featuring Leonardo da Vinci, Henri Matisse, Jackson Pollock, and more.
Price: $12.95
13. A print in honor of a Seurat remix of the famous Doris Day song.
14. A bumper sticker that's a call to action.
shop.walkerart.org
🎵 So baby think about giving me that toot toot 🎵 - R. Kelly's conceptual "Ignition" remix.
Price: $3
17. A mug featuring a more badass version of Da Vinci's "The Vitruvian Man."
18. An impatient shirt.
cafepress.com
Is it time for the Renaissance yet?
Price: $22.95
19. Cufflinks decorated with the love child of Ron Swanson and Mona Lisa.
20. A t-shirt that shows what a drunk Piet Mondrian's work would've looked like.
threadless.com
Don't drink and paint.
Price: $34
22. A collaboration* between Barbara Kruger and John Mayer.
