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26 Things Every Lazy Person Needs This Summer

Where to drop it when it's hot.

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1. Pizza Slice Pool Float

Now you just need a pizza to eat while you float on this.Get it here.
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Now you just need a pizza to eat while you float on this.

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2. The Mosquito-Thwarting Hammock

"Fuck you, mosquitos. You're not getting this blood."Get it here.
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"Fuck you, mosquitos. You're not getting this blood."

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3. DoubleNest Hammock

For when you'd prefer to hammock alone. In the middle of nowhere.Get it here.
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For when you'd prefer to hammock alone. In the middle of nowhere.

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4. World of Watersports Stadium Islander

Having a family reunion this summer? Why not just hold it on this float?Get it here.
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Having a family reunion this summer? Why not just hold it on this float?

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5. Swimline Side-By-Side Lounger

For cooling down with your BFF.Get it here.
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For cooling down with your BFF.

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6. Three-in-One Beach Chair

Great for people who can't stay comfortable in one position for very long.

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7. Coral Coast Three Piece Rocker Set

For a retro patio.Get it here.
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For a retro patio.

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8. The Bunyanesque Hammock

"Comfortably accommodates a herd of children, five 200-lb. adults, or a single oversized axe-wielding woodsman."Get it here.
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"Comfortably accommodates a herd of children, five 200-lb. adults, or a single oversized axe-wielding woodsman."

Get it here.

9. Star Trek Captain's Pool Chair

Blow this up and your pool instantly morphs into the Enterprise.Get it here.
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Blow this up and your pool instantly morphs into the Enterprise.

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10. The Zero Gravity Hammock Chair

Zero gravity and zero cares in the world. Get it here.
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Zero gravity and zero cares in the world.

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11. Margaritaville Aqua Plank Float

Some people canoe down the river, some people tube down the river, but you? You float down the river in style.Get it here.
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Some people canoe down the river, some people tube down the river, but you? You float down the river in style.

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12. Cushioned Double Porch Swing

You'll never want to leave your porch again.Get it here.
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You'll never want to leave your porch again.

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13. Underwater Pool Stool

These plus a float to use as a table = a pool dinner party.Get it here.
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These plus a float to use as a table = a pool dinner party.

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14. Knotted Hanging Chair

Sit in this, swing back and forth in the breeze, and pretend that you're a caterpillar incubating in a chrysalis. Or don't. It's totally up to you.Get it here.
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Sit in this, swing back and forth in the breeze, and pretend that you're a caterpillar incubating in a chrysalis.

Or don't. It's totally up to you.

Get it here.

15. Teak Daybed

Lay down, pull the curtains, and take a nap.Get it here.
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Lay down, pull the curtains, and take a nap.

Get it here.

16. Osmose Hammock

"Dad, I want to go play!" "You can, Ludo. Just as soon as I fall asleep."Get it here.
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"Dad, I want to go play!"

"You can, Ludo. Just as soon as I fall asleep."

Get it here.

17. Doughnut Float

To dunk into a pool (instead of a cup of coffee).Get it here.
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To dunk into a pool (instead of a cup of coffee).

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18. Tropical Tahiti Floating Island

Ridiculous......-ly amazing.Get it here.
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Ridiculous...

...-ly amazing.

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19. Vacation Towel

Pack this in your suitcase and head off on one.Get it here.
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Pack this in your suitcase and head off on one.

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20. Swing Seat

Swinging isn't just for children... At least, it shouldn't be.Get it here.
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Swinging isn't just for children... At least, it shouldn't be.

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21. Wicker Nest Chairs

A tisket a tasket you'll be sitting in a basket.Get it here.
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A tisket a tasket you'll be sitting in a basket.

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22. Geometric Beach Towel

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It comes with a waterproof pocket for your phone (or anything else you want to keep dry.

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23. Adirondack Chairs

So many colorful options.Get them here.
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So many colorful options.

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24. Beach Chair With Swivel Umbrella

You'll be made in the shade.Get it here.
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You'll be made in the shade.

Get it here.

25. Illuminated Pool Float

Glow little pool float, glimmer glimmer. Glow little pool float, glimmer glimmer.Get it here.
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Glow little pool float, glimmer glimmer. Glow little pool float, glimmer glimmer.

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26. Oversized Floating Lounger

It's a beanbag that floats!Get it here.
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It's a beanbag that floats!

Get it here.

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Bye-bye, apartment!

So long, house!

Time to live by the beach (or pool) until September.

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