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31 Gifts You'd Actually Want To Find In Your Christmas Stocking

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care in hopes that ~these presents~ soon would be there.

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1. A carnival-style drinking game.

2. A book to help you cancel plans when you decide you'd rather stay home and watch Netflix.

3. A set of markers you can doodle on plates with.

4. A flask that looks like an old NES cartridge.

thinkgeek.com

Your options = Drunk Hunt or The Legend of Drink.

Price: $19.99

5. A phone cover with a very compelling suggestion.

6. A ladybug crumb catcher to help you tidy up after a messy lunch.

7. Light-up gummy bear key chains that look good enough to eat.

8. A badge to pin to your shirt on one of ~those~ days.

55his.com

Price: $1.50

9. A mug to sip from as you're counting down the hours until you can go home and disrobe.

10. LED balls on strings you can use to make artwork in the air.

11. A quaint cork cactus to keep your organized.

12. Ten feet of radical 80s themed stickers to cover all your belongings with.

13. A collapsible beer glass you can tuck into your purse.

14. Moisturizer for your hands stored in an awesome apple container.

nastygal.com

Some apple cream a day keeps the dry hands away.

Price: $10

15. A pin depicting the one and only Euphegenia Doubtfire.

etsy.com

"I'm a hip old granny who can hip-hop, bebop, dance til ya drop and yo yo, make a wicked cup of cocoa."

Price: $18

16. Nail tattoos for the person who is never not snacking.

17. A dish towel covered with "dishes."

18. A compact mirror that looks like a laptop.

amazon.com

Price: $6.99

19. An enamel pin of your zodiac sign.

20. A kit to help you out during "minimergencies."

jcrew.com

What'll you find in it? Over 15 items (including double-sided tape, a safety pin, earring backs, clear nail polish, and more).

Price: $18

21. A set of badges for anyone who idolizes Elaine Benes.

etsy.com

If a dude is truly spongeworthy, he'll know to get you these.

Price: $8

22. A set of fun fruit-shaped cookie cutters.

23. A spoon you can make music with.

Price: $12

24. A notebook covered with the best sandwich combos.

popchartlab.com

"Use it for recording your innermost thoughts…or future lunch ideas."

Price: $13

25. An owl eye mask to help you get some quality shuteye.

etsy.com

Price: $18

26. A "zootility" tool that features a bottle opener, comb, hex wrench, screwdriver, and more.

27. A pair of pups who'll keep your hands warm.

Price: $12

28. A handkerchief for when you're a mess of mascara and tears.

fairgoods.com

Price: $5

29. An inflatable unicorn horn for your cat.

mcphee.com

You'll enjoy this gift. But your cat? TBD.

Price: $5.95

30. A miniature "magical" misting mushroom humidifier for your desk.

perpetualkid.com

Hook it up to your computer with a USB cord and you're good to go.

Price: $22.95

31. And a snowball maker and launcher to bring your snowball fight skills to the next level.

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